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It's when you Google "nude lesbian dwarves in farmyard chicken orgy" you need to worry

I did that and I got a recipe for wheat free, carrot cake.

F**king sexy recipe, so all was good in the end.

Sexy??

What did you do with the carrot, you depraved beast

It was grate

Laughing out loud

Bitch....

It's 11.30 and Ben is barely tired. This would be a good time to be out drinking.

The weeks are flying by at an alarming rate for Ben.

Ben is waiting for lunch in a Hungry Horse.

the pub or a victim of equine assault

The pub. The food is pretty bad, but needs must.

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Bored

Ninety five up for the day at Aintree might leave until tomorrow now.

Quote: Ben @ 4th April 2014, 2:31 PM BST

The pub. The food is pretty bad, but needs must.

They used to have an amazing menu with 3lb steaks and foot tall towers of onion rings.

I was working in a boarding school and I missed out on the end of term trip to Hungry Horse as I was agency.

Apparently it involved a dozen spotty, adolescents ordering giant burgers and sundaes and vomiting out of the minibus all the way home.

Lofty got a nice big pay rise today

And he didn't even need to perform any acts of sexual gratification on anyone to get it

very nice, two pot noodle tonight?

but well done.

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