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Quote: sootyj @ 4th April 2014, 1:43 AM BST

and I don't use urinals.

:O The sinks?

I dunno I've always been attracted to women smarter than me.

I think it's just I'm not discerning it gives me a larger group to go for.

Infact the more intelligent category allows me to include some quadrupeds and a few statues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc

Don't be silly Soots, you are very smart.

Quote: Jennie @ 4th April 2014, 1:43 AM BST

"a woman's intelligence is undoubtedly an attractive quality, but it has the negative side-effect of undermining a man's ability to feel powerful, and a woman's ability to admire him. The moral? Seek out men that are smarter than you, or at least, men that you still admire greatly in spite of their lesser intelligence."

Now he is talking absolute bullshit - a woman more intelligent than me? What next? A Labrador that can play trombone? An industrious Spaniard? Pshaw and poppycock!

In all seriousness, I can't go along with any of that. The dude is an asshat.

Quote: sootyj @ 4th April 2014, 1:47 AM BST

Infact the more intelligent category allows me to include some quadrupeds and a few statues.

Laughing out loud

That is a classic line matey, file it away in your comedy vault.

I mean if you want to find ridiculous people on any subject the internet is full of them.

I mean I found someone the other day who actually liked Startrek Voyager.

ha what a complete dick.

and check out this blog for boho, whining.

It's about breakfast, how much more wholesome can you get.

http://londonreviewofbreakfasts.blogspot.co.uk/2005/12/elk-in-woods-islington.html

The 'men don't like intelligent women' script is very tired.

I've always placed intelligence and imagination above a nice ass but it's a lot easier to find a woman with a nice ass, unfortunately.

Does that mean intelligence is maintaining an average, whilst ass quality is improving.

Quote: sootyj @ 4th April 2014, 1:47 AM BST

Infact the more intelligent category allows me to include some quadrupeds and a few statues.

Cap doffed. This is an awesome line.

I can't imagine Eric Pickles running.

The current crop of politcians are either uber bland or clowns.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 4th April 2014, 11:33 AM BST

I can't imagine Eric Pickles running.

Even if Greggs had a sale?

Blogs get boring pretty quick no matter what the subject. I tend to avoid them apart from the odd comedy writers ones that only update every so often and are nice and short.

Except for mine, right?

I mean all the others are boring but not mine.....

Any Blog that uses a clown to drive a point home is above all in my books

http://bespokejokebloke.co.uk/blog/

The continual use by the media of the terms ipad and iphone.

Tonight on radio 5 they were talking about sleep and people not being able to sleep because they had spent the time up to going to bed on their 'ipad or iphone' thus perpetuating the expensive Apple myth.

Other smart phones and tablets are available ffs,

Why are the media not pulled up on this?

Angry

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