I thought he was a big screaming pooftah
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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 1st April 2014, 11:26 PM BSTYou can check my pic in my profile.
Gordon you iz well handsome, must have took some serious shaving cream to get all that fur off though.
Quote: SimonWing @ 2nd April 2014, 5:54 PM BSTI guess the strip about Sue Barker getting a portion from Sir Cliff makes absolutely no sense at all now.
Quote: sootyj @ 2nd April 2014, 5:58 PM BSTI thought he was a big screaming pooftah
Much-loved, God-fearing superstar(lawyer)
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 2nd April 2014, 12:06 PM BSTOnly three paragraphs, can't you just read my dissertation - 'Andrea Dworkin Needs A Porking: How a lack of attention, compliments and sex turned an ordinary woman into an ugly, man hating, swamp monster'?
As for the six female barristers (that is one busy coffee shop) you leave their forward opinions to me, you might be an expert on legal matters, but when it comes to the laydeez, I have the inside scoop.
Despite their education and forthright squawking, I'm basically dealing with a gender that will pay an extra £300 on car insurance so they can get a free Baby Oleg meerkat. With that kind of brain and will power on display, I'll soon be a comfortable house husband and father, enjoying numerous affairs with our Romanian child minders as wifey sets killers free at work.
It's like a beautiful dream.
Baby Renegades... 
Anyway, I will have to make you sign a Release Form. I accept no liability if one of them punches you.
Quote: beaky @ 2nd April 2014, 5:48 PM BSTCautious lawyers.(Jennie should like this!) Today I had about ten minutes to change the word "sue" into "stop" in a cartoon strip, because the paper's lawyer told me to.
Everyone <3 lawyers.
Everyone.
Quote: Jennie @ 2nd April 2014, 9:55 PM BSTBaby Renegades...
Anyway, I will have to make you sign a Release Form. I accept no liability if one of them punches you.
Punches me? An emotional and a physical reaction? That's a win in my book.
Why do they keep remaking those Pepsi adverts where a bunch of dumb slags all cream their knickers over some goon drinking cola with his top off?
It's sexist
It's wrong
And if they made an ad where the roles were reversed Pepsi would get boned
Because da' ladies like dem
Yeah.
If men appear topless and show their moobs (which women haven't got) then why can't women appear topless and show their boobs which men haven't . .
Hang on. Need to think this through again . .
Quote: lofthouse @ 3rd April 2014, 9:50 PM BSTWhy do they keep remaking those Pepsi adverts where a bunch of dumb slags all cream their knickers over some goon drinking cola with his top off?
It's sexist
It's wrong
And if they made an ad where the roles were reversed Pepsi would get boned
Have you not seen the Lynx adverts?
There are tons of sexist adverts, going both ways.
Good point zooo!
Quote: zooo @ 3rd April 2014, 9:57 PM BSTHave you not seen the Lynx adverts?
There are tons of sexist adverts, going both ways.
That sounds very rude indeed
Quote: lofthouse @ 3rd April 2014, 9:50 PM BSTa bunch of dumb slags
Quote: lofthouse @ 3rd April 2014, 9:50 PM BSTIt's sexist
Quote: zooo @ 3rd April 2014, 9:57 PM BSTHave you not seen the Lynx adverts?
There are tons of sexist adverts, going both ways.
Never mind all this, have you been over to the Cats thread yet?
They are dumb slags in those ads
Ogling with their tongues hanging out learing and egging each other on
The only thing missing is one of them shouting "oi mate, get yer cock out! Waheyyyy!!"
Lol, they're sitting on a hill drooling over a bloke, not sleeping with hundreds of men.