ROMESH:
Donating your voice is a lot like giving blood... only without the fainting, sobbing and occassional vomiting. And thanks to new advances, it could soon be as common.
WOMAN:
Okay, so you're looking for something a little less...
S. HAWKING:
Mono-tonal.
WOMAN:
Well, then how about trying this on for size?
S. HAWKING:
(AS T. WOGAN) Testing... ooh!
WOMAN:
Good, isn't it?
S. HAWKING:
Now this is a voice for radio.
WOMAN:
Yes, I love how it's both rugged and silky, and yet also very...
S. HAWKING:
Irish!
WOMAN:
Is that a problem?
S. HAWKING:
Let's try something similar... but different.
WOMAN:
Okay, well there's this one...
S. HAWKING:
(AS S. CONNERY) Testing... why hello there sexy.
WOMAN:
Oh please, you're embarrassing me.
S. HAWKING:
I was actually talking to my voice.
WOMAN:
Oh.
S. HAWKING:
No, I think this might be a bit too gorgeous for my exterior. How about something a little less... flattering?
WOMAN:
What, you mean like this?
S. HAWKING:
(AS E. MILIBAND) Testing... oh God, this is horrendous!
WOMAN:
Well, what should I change it to?
S. HAWKING:
Anything!
WOMAN:
Alright, try this one!
S. HAWKING:
(AS B. FORSYTH) A one-two-three... do you know, I feel a sudden urge to go zizzah-zizzah-zizz-ah!
WOMAN:
Is that a good thing?
S. HAWKING:
Nope.
WOMAN:
Well look, I've only got one voice left.
S. HAWKING:
(AS A. CARR) Well, then you'd better make it a good one... ooh, you have as well!
END