Quote: Oldrocker @ 2nd April 2014, 9:50 PM BSTYou know, I saw you, now where was it again . . . .
and what are you doing in my internet, I shall call the constabulary
Status report Page 5,585
That's it! I remember now!
You showed me your truncheon !
Quote: Matthew Stott @ 2nd April 2014, 9:53 PM BSTToday a bird crapped down the front of my jumper as I made my way to the tube. When I got home to change I discovered some of it in my beard. NICE.
It's apparently very good luck, but whoever came up with that concept is a f**king idiot.
Quote: Ben @ 2nd April 2014, 10:07 PM BSTIt's apparently very good luck, but whoever came up with that concept is a f**king idiot.
Better than walking birds but flying cows.
Gordon, how are you on 11,000+ posts? I didn't think that sort of post rate was possible in the modern era of the BCG.
Quote: Ben @ 2nd April 2014, 10:12 PM BSTGordon, how are you on 11,000+ posts? I didn't think that sort of post rate was possible in the modern era of the BCG.
He practice his Eenglish, he post it ver' well. He lern it from a boook.
He throw SootyJ down the well?
My motto: no post is too stupid to make.
...and a conversation with RC about gun control can increase your post count considerably.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ 2nd April 2014, 9:53 PM BSTToday a bird crapped down the front of my jumper as I made my way to the tube. When I got home to change I discovered some of it in my beard. NICE.
I do feel for you. I once had an even worse experience. My house is next to a park. Many years ago my younger son and I were sitting at the side of the house when a park worker was over the wall strimming. Next thing bloody dog dirt comes soaring through the air and lands on the strap of my binoculars (I was a bird watcher then) but worse - on my son's hair!!! This caused total panic as he was recovering from a serious illness where infection was a major consideration. Hence my belief that all dogs and their owners should be exterminated. You have no idea how disgusting it is to have dog- dirt on your actual person.
Oh no! Poor you. Is that the son I'm marrying? I forget.
I have finished making a Victoria Sponge. Unfortunately my buttercream consistency leaves a lot to be desired and has splurged down half the cake. Not sure if I can take it into work tomorrow in its current state.
But then, they were moaning that I hadn't baked anything for them recently and I bake in order to make friends, climb the greasy pole and alleviate my insecurity. So maybe I'll just take it anyway.
Dog shit is appalling and so are some people's attitudes to them.
One thing that bedevils me is we restrict guns, toxic chemicals etc for bloody good reasons.
But you can own a car or a slavering, death beast with minimal supervision. It's hypocrasy of a grotesque level.
And as for the cat cafe, after a child dies of TB, are you crazy.
Quote: Jennie @ 2nd April 2014, 11:06 PM BSTOh no! Poor you. Is that the son I'm marrying? I forget.
You can have either of them. Hope you don't prefer tall men as neither of them is tall. Older one is adventurous with food (recently ate a wallaby burgher) but younger one is unreasonably difficult ( won't eat tomatoes).
Today I had an Indian head massage and now feel very mellow.
Taller than me (5'6') is to be preferred but not essential.
Doesn't one of them live in London? I prefer to source local produce.
Quote: keewik @ 2nd April 2014, 11:48 PM BSTToday I had an Indian head massage and now feel very mellow.
I love them. Can either of them do a IHM? That would be a winner.
Quote: sootyj @ 2nd April 2014, 11:25 PM BSTDog shit is appalling and so are some people's attitudes to them.
One thing that bedevils me is we restrict guns, toxic chemicals etc for bloody good reasons.
But you can own a car or a slavering, death beast with minimal supervision. It's hypocrasy of a grotesque level.
So true. I got all bothery and contacted my local council about dog shit in the childrens play area near me, they were really good actually and sent someone to clean it up...but I would have to personally monitor it and call them out each time which is obviously a bit much. My preferred solution would be to make the owners eat it.
Quote: Jennie @ 2nd April 2014, 11:50 PM BSTTaller than me (5'6') is to be preferred but not essential.
Doesn't one of them live in London? I prefer to source local produce.
I love them. Can either of them do a IHM? That would be a winner.
They can't. Older one is in Exeter, probably not too far from London.