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Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 2nd April 2014, 1:20 PM BST

So, what you're actually saying is that in years gone by, Wikipedia used to be good for gemmologists and that by extension "is excellent for most things". In years gone by, perhaps. But today?

I beg to differ. Your reasoning is unsound, based as it is on the Halo Effect. I find Wikipedia completely unreliable, overrun by scientologist hypers, other PR merchants and teenagers who think it funny to put completely false information on site. In fact, you shouldn't rely on any info on the internet, from any source. It's all potentially corrupted and will never get cleaned up.

Take it all with a pinch of salt. The empirical is all.

No, I mean that most non-emotive subjects are reasonably reliable and emotive ones less-so.

For example, I would hazard a guess that the article for Latent Heat is largely sound and reliable, but the article for the Yom Kippur War would be less-so.

In my experience, the Sciences (excluding controversial topics like Global Warming and Evolution) and most ancient/medieval history to be rock-solid in Wikipedia.

Obviously people are going to f**k-around on the sports topics, and Justin Bieber etc. too, but who's going to f**k-around on the article for the Manx Shearwater?

Quote: SimonWing @ 2nd April 2014, 5:28 PM BST

...who's going to f**k-around on the article for a Manx Shearwater?

Is that Manx Shearwater, the famous Northern drag queen?
That's what it says here...

Quote: SimonWing @ 2nd April 2014, 5:28 PM BST

No, I mean that most non-emotive subjects are reasonably reliable and emotive ones less-so.

For example, I would hazard a guess that the article for Latent Heat is largely sound and reliable, but the article for the Yom Kippur War would be less-so.

In my experience, the Sciences (excluding controversial topics like Global Warming and Evolution) and most ancient/medieval history to be rock-solid in Wikipedia.

Obviously people are going to f**k-around on the sports topics, and Justin Bieber etc. too, but who's going to f**k-around on the article for the Manx Shearwater?

Another Manx Shearwater, obviously.

Has anyone mentioned Nuts magazine being closed down? I'm amazed it was still going.

I tried as an experiment, and my edit lasted less than 3 minutes :(

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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 2nd April 2014, 12:19 PM BST

There was no hypocrisy in the exchange. Your attempt to add an additional 'personal' bent to the argument, because I called you immature, is immature.

Oh Jeez. Alright, I'm bowing out before I go gun crazy.

Ooh. https://roadtrippers.com/blog/harvard-discovers-three-of-its-library-books-are-bound-in-human-flesh

Quote: zooo @ 2nd April 2014, 6:46 PM BST

Ooh. https://roadtrippers.com/blog/harvard-discovers-three-of-its-library-books-are-bound-in-human-flesh

That shouldn't worry you, you zombie-fan!

I think it's rather fun. I want to see them.

Let's make a book out of Piers Morgan.

And touch them.

Quote: zooo @ 2nd April 2014, 8:32 PM BST

I think it's rather fun. I want to see them.

Ooooooooh! Sick

In case anyone, one either foreign or domestic, is worried about their identity and what it means to be British, then read this -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26856474

Yep, our Prime Minister, David Cameron, has become embroiled in one of the most devastating rows in British history - Waitrose handing out free teas and coffees to loyalty card members.

This contentious, and obviously newsworthy debate, has shocked the very foundations of our society to it's core. The Prime Minister stands firm on his 'what's the big deal?' platform, whereas Labour have waded in with damning evidence that this promotion is taking away business from other high street tea and coffee providers and worst of all, class war activists at Waitrose are worried that the offer is bringing in 'the wrong type of customer'.

I'm not sure what 'the wrong type of customer' is in a frigging supermarket environment, but there is anger about it. I'm sure this row will run and run and have serious repercussions for all mankind.

I am a big fan of Waitrose High Holborn's free tea policy. Every Friday morning. I would be very sad to have that removed from me.

I love Waitrose. I try to stay true to my socialist principles and shop somewhere a little less..well, Waitrosey, but I can't. I am a food snob.

On a similar note:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-26858333

I remember writing a whole essay on this for my law degree. Can you consent to GBH if it is in the context of a kinky sex game. Law says no.

Also, I couldn't imagine killing someone during sex then ringing..my dad.

Quote: Jennie @ 2nd April 2014, 11:08 PM BST

I love Waitrose. I try to stay true to my socialist principles and shop somewhere a little less..well, Waitrosey, but I can't. I am a food snob.

I think for betraying your left wing principles, you should go in next time wearing a fleece tracksuit and wander the aisles eating crisps out of the packet.

Though you'll have to explain the food snob aspect - I've bought chicken, beef, pork, etc. from all the supermarkets and they taste like chicken, beef, pork, etc. What does Waitrose make that is superior to say Sainsburys or Tescos?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 2nd April 2014, 11:05 PM BST

In case anyone, one either foreign or domestic, is worried about their identity and what it means to be British, then read this -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26856474

Yep, our Prime Minister, David Cameron, has become embroiled in one of the most devastating rows in British history - Waitrose handing out free teas and coffees to loyalty card members.

This contentious, and obviously newsworthy debate, has shocked the very foundations of our society to it's core. The Prime Minister stands firm on his 'what's the big deal?' platform, whereas Labour have waded in with damning evidence that this promotion is taking away business from other high street tea and coffee providers and worst of all, class war activists at Waitrose are worried that the offer is bringing in 'the wrong type of customer'.

I'm not sure what 'the wrong type of customer' is in a frigging supermarket environment, but there is anger about it. I'm sure this row will run and run and have serious repercussions for all mankind.

Mean while the real issues are debated by captain fag'n'pint and camerons spare penis

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