It's dated, makes a joke about ancient stories and Starwars skits are ancient.
Plus it's probably a bit racist, so it's your problem if you're foolish enough to read it.
SCENE 1
INT
A MEETING ROOM THE DEATH STAR
POV SWEEPS TO REVEAL THE ROOM IS FULL OF NERDY FILM EXECS FROM LUCAS FILMS, DRESSED IN HAWAIAN SHIRTS, TSHIRTS ETC OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO EMULATE THEIR BOSS GEORGE LUCAS
THEY SIT AROUND NERVOUSLY
EXEC1
So the new guy's coming, how bad can he be?
EXEC2
I mean they've edited the original Star Wars films, Han shoots second how much worse could it be than that?
THE DOOR SLIDES OPEN AND IN WALKS MICKEY MOUSE IN VADER STYLE ARMOUR WITH A HAWAIAN SHIRT
EXEC1
Greetings Lord Mickey.
MICKEY
Silence the emperor is displeased with your failings, why is Han still shooting second?
EXEC1
But Lord Vader Greedo shoots second, it's really lame and all the fans hate it, none of the kids....euurrggghh
MICKEY FORCE CHOKES HIM TO DEATH
MICKEY
Silence, the emperor and I will not stand for failure. No I mean in Emperor Strikes Back when he shoots at Darth Vader in Cloud City, good guys don't shoot first.
EXEC2
But with respect you're imperial majesty, it doesn't make sense. I mean Vader's blown up a whole planet, he's squished the rebel base, he hasn't even got a gun....eurrrggghhhh!
MICKEY FORCE CHOKES HIM TO DEATH
MICKEY
I find your lack of vision disturbing.
CARD FLASHES UP Some time later.
MICKEY IS STANDING INFRONT OF A ROOM OF DEAD EXECS EXCEPT SURVIVING EXEC
SURVIVING EXEC
You know I might just have a plan.
SCENE2
HAN AND LEIA WALK INTO THE DINING ROOM IN CLOUD CITY VADER IS SITTING BEHIND THE TABLE
VADER
Please be seated.
HAN INSTINCTIVELY REACHES FOR HIS BLASTER WHIPS HIS EMPTY HAND UP AND THUMBS HIS NOSE AT VADER AND BLOWS A LOUD RASPBERRY
SCENE3
CUT BACK TO THE SURVIVING EXEC AND MICKEY WATCHING THIS SCENE ON PLASMA SCREEN
MICKEY
You have done well.
SURVIVING EXEC
Thank you, your imperial majesty.
HAN OOV
Ha take that you black bastard!
SURVIVING EXEC
Shit, it was meant to be you Jewish bastard.
