You should have said you were going, I'd have gone
Other than that, how was the play Mrs Lincoln?
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Quote: sootyj @ 2nd April 2014, 12:18 AM BSTOther than that, how was the play Mrs Lincoln?
That's one of my favourite lines !
Wonder who said it first? "scurries off to Google"
I know it belongs to the ages
Seems to be Fletcher Knebel in 1957 (whoever he was).
'Cannot be named for legal reasons.'
Once they're convicted, name and shame the feckers !
Quote: Oldrocker @ 2nd April 2014, 12:41 AM BSTSeems to be Fletcher Knebel in 1957 (whoever he was).
He wrote the book The Enemy Within, Forrest Whitaker was in the film. Also quoted as saying:
Smoking is the main cause of statistics.
Quote: Jennie @ 2nd April 2014, 12:01 AM BSTIf you can write three convincing paragraphs on "Why I think Andrea Dworkin was right all along" I promise to introduce you to at least six single female barristers.
I will warn you though - they are not shy about coming forward with their opinions. So it isn't for the faint hearted.
Only three paragraphs, can't you just read my dissertation - 'Andrea Dworkin Needs A Porking: How a lack of attention, compliments and sex turned an ordinary woman into an ugly, man hating, swamp monster'?
As for the six female barristers (that is one busy coffee shop) you leave their forward opinions to me, you might be an expert on legal matters, but when it comes to the laydeez, I have the inside scoop. 
Despite their education and forthright squawking, I'm basically dealing with a gender that will pay an extra £300 on car insurance so they can get a free Baby Oleg meerkat. With that kind of brain and will power on display, I'll soon be a comfortable house husband and father, enjoying numerous affairs with our Romanian child minders as wifey sets killers free at work.
It's like a beautiful dream. 
Don't women generally get cheaper car insurance
Quote: sootyj @ 2nd April 2014, 12:14 PM BSTDon't women generally get cheaper car insurance
Nope, EU regulations banned that.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 2nd April 2014, 12:06 PM BSTAs for the six female barristers (that is one busy coffee shop) you leave their forward opinions to me, you might be an expert on legal matters, but when it comes to the laydeez, I have the inside scoop.
I'd rather not see that.
Ben should treat himself, but he's acting far too tight.
What about all your invoice moolah
Quote: Jennie @ 2nd April 2014, 12:01 AM BSTIf you can write three convincing paragraphs on "Why I think Andrea Dworkin was right all along" I promise to introduce you to at least six single female barristers.
I think I met her brother Dwayne.
Cautious lawyers.(Jennie should like this!) Today I had about ten minutes to change the word "sue" into "stop" in a cartoon strip, because the paper's lawyer told me to.
Quote: beaky @ 2nd April 2014, 5:48 PM BSTCautious lawyers.(Jennie should like this!) Today I had about ten minutes to change the word "sue" into "stop" in a cartoon strip, because the paper's lawyer told me to.
I guess the strip about Sue Barker getting a portion from Sir Cliff makes absolutely no sense at all now.