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Quote: Hannah G @ 1st April 2014, 11:24 PM BST

Weeell...
Old rocker is a silver fox in his late 50's and used to be a big hit with the ladies back in the day, he might wear glasses...

Spooky ! Late 60s and you're almost there!

Hairstyle?

Quote: zooo @ 1st April 2014, 11:30 PM BST

I love Hannah.

:D How close was I?
And when are me you and Jennie going on this night out? :D

Quote: Oldrocker @ 1st April 2014, 11:40 PM BST

Spooky ! Late 60s and you're almost there!

Hairstyle?

Swept back silver!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 1st April 2014, 11:35 PM BST

I wouldn't say totally gorgeous... Cool

One woman once described my looks as Marmite...in that my body was the same shape as a jar of Marmite. ;)

Laughing out loud

Quote: Hannah G @ 1st April 2014, 11:43 PM BST

How close was I?

Well you got my hair right. ;)

Quote: zooo @ 1st April 2014, 11:44 PM BST

Well you got my hair right. ;)

Oh flippin heck >_<
I didn't mean because you were girly, I just wasn't sure... :$

Oh whoops, I didn't mention you got the gender right too.
DON'T PANIC! zooo is a girl!

Quote: zooo @ 1st April 2014, 11:51 PM BST

Oh whoops, I didn't mention you got the gender right too.
DON'T PANIC!

Ohhh, PHEEEW! Laughing out loud
I don't want to play this game any more, lol

But no one is going to say they are pretty, I think you will be :)

Hahahaha. That was nearly so very awkward.

I am sure she got the other stuff right too, Zooo :)

Quote: zooo @ 1st April 2014, 11:51 PM BST

Oh whoops, I didn't mention you got the gender right too.

Does that response to a chat up line ever work

Quote: Jennie @ 1st April 2014, 11:54 PM BST

Hahahaha. That was nearly so very awkward.

I am sure she got the other stuff right too, Zooo :)

Yes!!

I think we need proof of genders... everyone whip out their bits.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 1st April 2014, 11:38 PM BST

Not a problem, I'm still pinning my hopes on your rich lady lawyer friends. Looks fade, but interest accumulates.

If you can write three convincing paragraphs on "Why I think Andrea Dworkin was right all along" I promise to introduce you to at least six single female barristers.

I will warn you though - they are not shy about coming forward with their opinions. So it isn't for the faint hearted.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2012/aug/11/devastated-by-my-sons-tattoo

just saw that blog again, it is the worst thing in the world and the reason that no one reads the bloated, whinathon that is the Guardian

The Mail maybe evil, but at least it isn't boring.

Yes but it is in the 'lifestyle - families' section so if you go there you have to expect that sort of thing.

I went to London Comedy Writers tonight and one of the scripts was set in an office. There were 3 references to the bathroom.

THERE ISN'T A FUCKING BATH THERE. IT'S A TOILET, THE LAVATORY OR THE LADIES!

At least they didn't call it the restroom.

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