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Quote: sootyj @ 1st April 2014, 4:28 PM BST

he isn't actually a pain in the arse, it just rhymes with iconoclast.

Not the way I say it.

I-con-oh-clarst

pain-in-the-arse

you must be working class.

Quote: sootyj @ 1st April 2014, 5:05 PM BST

I-con-oh-clarst

pain-in-the-arse

you must be working class.

Northern.

Quote: Hannah G @ 31st March 2014, 11:06 PM BST

Haha :D
Aw, I'm sure he is lovely really :)

He's tall, dark & bearded too you know...

I didn't say handsome, 'cos men don't know what handsome is in any case and if anyone was daft enough to call RC handsome, we'd never hear the end of it.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ 1st April 2014, 5:14 PM BST

Northern.

I'm a midlander and would say the same. It is because we speak properly up there.

It's a bath. Not a barth. A bath. Deal with it.

I'm on the South Coast and even I don't put an 'R' in iconoclast. I wonder if those people who do, also say 'plarstic'.

I say barth. And iconoclast pretty much rhymes with that.

I do not say plarsticine or plarstic though.

Quote: zooo @ 1st April 2014, 8:55 PM BST

I say barth.

Freak.

Zooo thar barbarians are marrsing art thar gartes

Wuffians

I Con Oh Clarst just sounds a bit wrong.

I think Plarstic is only reserved for the uber posh.

A judge once referred to my "charming Northern dialect".

I wouldn't mind, except

a) I'm not from the north.

b) My original accent has now fully melted into boring home counties boringness - except for my refusal to give up bath/grass etc.

c) I had only said about three words.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ 1st April 2014, 8:58 PM BST

Freak.

Frark.

Fweek.

Quote: Jennie @ 1st April 2014, 8:59 PM BST

I Con Oh Clarst just sounds a bit wrong.

I think Plarstic is only reserved for the uber posh.

A judge once referred to my "charming Northern dialect".

I wouldn't mind, except

a) I'm not from the north.

b) My original accent has now fully melted into boring home counties boringness - except for my refusal to give up bath/grass etc.

c) I had only said about three words.

d He kept his socks and whig on in bed

e He refused to sentence my client to death

Jutice eh

Quote: zooo @ 1st April 2014, 9:00 PM BST

Frark.

That's what a Tyranosaurs says if it went to Eton.

Aw, posh dinosaurs.

nb it may work better the other way around

I-con-a-clast

pain-in-the-ass

it's a slant rhyme you fussers.

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