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Quote: Jennie @ 31st March 2014, 10:22 PM BST

I thought his comment was uncalled for and said so at the time. Don't worry.

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Oh sorry Jennie I didn't see that you wrote that.

Thank you all very much (until I offend one of you without meaning to!)

Thanks Renegade, I guess I am honored
Except for...

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 31st March 2014, 10:13 PM BST

I honestly thought Hannah G was a new incarnation of Sweetie, the virtual 10 year old Filipino girl created to catch paedos.

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lol, wtf? How could I catch peados??
I have no idea what you are saying but whatever it is I doubt that it's a good thing...

Oh don't mind RC!

It's just that he's completely and utterly insane

Just don't make eye contact

Haha
Aw, I'm sure he is lovely really

Yes, DON'T LEAVE, HANNAH G!

Quote: Ben @ 31st March 2014, 11:07 PM BST

Yes, DON'T LEAVE, HANNAH G!

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Aw thank you Ben, you are lovely
Did you watch Rev in the end?

Quote: Hannah G @ 31st March 2014, 11:15 PM BST

Aw thank you Ben, you are lovely
Did you watch Rev in the end?

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Yes, but I fell asleep which is no reflection on the program. More a comment on my advancing years.

Quote: sootyj @ 31st March 2014, 10:37 PM BST

You live in Wales, prison would be a step up.

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One of these days us Celts will get together and BANG! YOU'RE MALKIED.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 31st March 2014, 10:04 PM BST

Besides, there's only ever been four real posters, the rest are just multiple identities of Marc P. You can tell it's him because he does the old double bluff of accusing other members of being fakes.

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It's not called a clique for nothing!

TTPYO:

People taking it upon themselves to read back your phone number in a phrasing of their own invention, thus making it sound like you don't know your own phone number.

People (usually right-wing, Christian, Americans with usernames like "American Patriot") who link everything with Obama, no matter how little it is connected.

Case in point, I was watching a video of the worst cricket shots, dropped catches (etc.), and some such person commented...:

"If you think this is bad, wait until Obummer *insert something about US healthcare reform here*..."

I just image some guy going to every "worst of..." video on the internet, and spamming this crap.

What about the term 'friendly fire' an Americanism that has worked it's way into military terms.

How the f**k is being bombed/shot/fired upon by your own side or allies friendly.

I think it was coined to take the sting out of the actual action that American troops are infamous for doing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2571003/Feline-like-coffee-Bizarre-fad-stroking-cats-kittens-hits-Britain-cat-cafe-opens-London-doesnt-look-busy-yet.html

So I passed the cat cafe today and it's open. In exchange for a cover fee and inflated drinks prices you can sit and be entertained by cats.
Now switch cats for topless models and menopausal ladies for horny fellas and people would call it filth.
Except you woulndn't be allowed to touch the models and unlike the cats they wouldn't be allowed to piss on you.
This is total hypocrisy that helps neither the dingity of cats, women or perverts.

Are you filling in for Renegade?

He's a pain in the arse

I'm an iconoclast

Who can rhyme

innit

he isn't actually a pain in the arse, it just rhymes with iconoclast.

Quote: sootyj @ 1st April 2014, 4:22 PM BST

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2571003/Feline-like-coffee-Bizarre-fad-stroking-cats-kittens-hits-Britain-cat-cafe-opens-London-doesnt-look-busy-yet.html

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Must be early for pussy.