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Quote: sootyj @ 31st March 2014, 9:39 PM BST

What are you doing in lush

They sell men's stuff too.

Quote: keewik @ 31st March 2014, 9:40 PM BST

They sell men's stuff too.

why are you buying men's stuff

You know I was infavour of gay marriage but it seems to have turned the mighty BCG polymorphously perverse.

Quote: keewik @ 31st March 2014, 9:39 PM BST

Lush is one of my favourite shops, you swine! And the girls are charming. *creeps up behind Ben with a sharp dagger* Angry

Ah Keewik down south Lush sells over priced smellies.

I believe in Scotland in Scotland it's a chain of offlicences.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 30th March 2014, 9:08 PM BST

Ohhh......thank you for your "there, there" Rolling eyes

Huh? Huh?
I don't think I can actually say anything!
I have never tried to upset anyone but somehow I keep doing it :S
Maybe I just don't fit in on here :(

Nah, we all knew you were being nice!

Quote: Hannah G @ 31st March 2014, 9:59 PM BST

Huh? Huh?
I don't think I can actually say anything!
I have never tried to upset anyone but somehow I keep doing it :S
Maybe I just don't fit in on here :(

Hannah, I'm not usually one stricken to giving out sympathy and support but...don't worry about upsetting anyone on here, every man jack of them is one step away from prison. Especially zooo.

Besides, there's only ever been four real posters, the rest are just multiple identities of Marc P. You can tell it's him because he does the old double bluff of accusing other members of being fakes.

Hang on are you MarcP then RCP, that explains so much and yet so little.

Quote: Hannah G @ 31st March 2014, 9:59 PM BST

Huh? Huh?
I don't think I can actually say anything!
I have never tried to upset anyone but somehow I keep doing it :S
Maybe I just don't fit in on here :(

We all love you Hannah !

Wave

Am I MarcP

Quote: Ben @ 31st March 2014, 9:27 PM BST

That soap emporium Lush. It's filled full of pseudo-dermatology nonsense and assistants whose cheerful dial is stuck on 11.

A shop?

A soap shop?

Huh?

Quote: sootyj @ 31st March 2014, 10:11 PM BST

Am I MarcP

I honestly thought Hannah G was a new incarnation of Sweetie, the virtual 10 year old Filipino girl created to catch paedos.

I'm so depraved I went after her older incarnate, designed to catch plumper humpers.

Sweaty.

Quote: Hannah G @ 31st March 2014, 9:59 PM BST

Huh? Huh?
I don't think I can actually say anything!
I have never tried to upset anyone but somehow I keep doing it :S
Maybe I just don't fit in on here :(

I thought his comment was uncalled for and said so at the time. Don't worry. Console

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 31st March 2014, 10:04 PM BST

every man jack of them is one step away from prison.

In my case, often quite literally, when I go on prison visits.

Quote: Hannah G @ 31st March 2014, 9:59 PM BST

Huh? Huh?
I don't think I can actually say anything!
I have never tried to upset anyone but somehow I keep doing it :S
Maybe I just don't fit in on here :(

Console

Do too

Quote: Jennie @ 31st March 2014, 10:22 PM BST

In my case, often quite literally, when I go on prison visits.

We could have a BCG meet up. I'm the one standing by the shower block.

You live in Wales, prison would be a step up.

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