Quote: keewik @ 28th March 2014, 10:10 PM GMTWhen you become my daughter-in-law
I'm still very excited about this. We need to get some plans in motion. My uterus is not getting any younger you know.
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Quote: lofthouse @ 28th March 2014, 10:26 PM GMTThe egg is a symbol of new life
Jesus was reborn at Easter
Though what the BALLS chocolate has to do with it is beyond me
Maybe they're supposed to represent his salty chocolate balls.
Quote: zooo @ 28th March 2014, 10:15 PM GMTLol. Dads aren't what they used to be.
Luckily I actually prefer cheap Dairy Milk Easter eggs. I tried a fancy one (although not that fancy) and it just wasn't the same.
His suggestion was that I tried a Cadbury's Buttons one. I suggested he get me one of those as well.
I mean, he's a baby boomer. Spending money on pointless things in your retirement is WHAT YOU DO.
If one has enough money for a stupid Tempur memory foam mattress, then one can buy your adult daughter the easter egg she requests. It's not hard.
Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 10:26 PM GMTI'm still very excited about this. We need to get some plans in motion. My uterus is not getting any younger you know.
Rent one in India.
Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 10:29 PM GMTHis suggestion was that I tried a Cadbury's Buttons one. I suggested he get me one of those as well.
I mean, he's a baby boomer. Spending money on pointless things in your retirement is WHAT YOU DO.
If one has enough money for a stupid Tempur memory foam mattress, then one can buy your adult daughter the easter egg she requests. It's not hard.
Lol, quite right!
Quote: Tuumble @ 28th March 2014, 5:06 PM GMTIf in the unlikely event you know someone who is looking for a one bed place to rent in Peterborough (£490pm) then let me know.
Try an ad in the local Bucharest free sheet . . .
Aw, the advert up the top was just Jennie's £28 egg.
Finally have internet on a laptop instead of my phone. I can now see what I'm typing.
Ben thinks it's time for breakfast, a quick wash and then off to the barbers.
Quote: reds @ 29th March 2014, 7:42 AM GMTFinally have internet on a laptop instead of my phone. I can now see what I'm typing.
Hurrah! I hate posting from my phone. I think I've only done it about twice.
Quote: zooo @ 29th March 2014, 10:33 AM GMTHurrah! I hate posting from my phone. I think I've only done it about twice.
I do it quite a bit and don't think it's that bad. It's frustrating if you want to edit a quote, use bold or italics. Finding the [] keys on a Galaxy S3 is a little long winded.
Ben has no bread in the house. FUCK!
Really?
Shit
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!!!!
ok man
Nice and cool , nice and cool ..
Don't panic
There's got to be a way out of this nightmare
HOW THE HELL DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN???
*shakes Ben violently by his shoulders*
Hang on , there my be a way out of this...
Ok Ben
Just checked Amazon
If you order a loaf of Sunnyvale Sprouted Wheat Hemp Organic Bread in the next 34 minutes - it will be with you tomorrow morning
Well don't just sit there!!
In the meantime you'll have to make do with crackers or something
Fool
FOOL 
Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 10:29 PM GMTHis suggestion was that I tried a Cadbury's Buttons one.
They're the one's. Oh yes. I still get one every year from my parents..no...I'm not gay just an only child who gets an Easter egg though he is fifty and a half!
Quote: lofthouse @ 30th March 2014, 12:28 PM BSTReally?
Shit
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!!!!
ok man
Nice and cool , nice and cool ..
Don't panic
There's got to be a way out of this nightmare
HOW THE HELL DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN???
*shakes Ben violently by his shoulders*
Hang on , there my be a way out of this...
Ok Ben
Just checked Amazon
If you order a loaf of Sunnyvale Sprouted Wheat Hemp Organic Bread in the next 34 minutes - it will be with you tomorrow morning
Well don't just sit there!!
In the meantime you'll have to make do with crackers or something
Fool
FOOL
No need to panic, Lofty. He still has plenty of cheese.