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I think people who remove themselves from their motherland can be more native than those who live there. My dad lived in Slough for a bit and he headed for the local ex-pats organisation. They watched two and a half hours of the Eisteddfod in Welsh. My dad doesn't speak Welsh and was surprised to meet so many Welsh speakers outside the principality. Turns out 90% of them didn't have a clue what was going on either. Nuts!

Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 11:22 AM GMT

Bethan is less Plaid Cymru and more Owain Glyndwr.

She also has an English mother and a beautiful English accent, so we do tease her quite a lot about her non-Welshness.

If you're reading this, love you Bethy <3

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Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 11:22 AM GMT

Bethan is less Plaid Cymru and more Owain Glyndwr.

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well tell her to pay him!

Its the silver fox back in action.

ish

Yay!

Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 12:03 AM GMT

Hmmm. Or how about the Welsh nationalist, Green party supporting vegetarian? I thought you liked a challenge.

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As long as they're willing to put up with a low paid struggling writer who smokes, then they can be a Satan worshipping 9 breasted Martian who exists on a diet of disabled meerkats for all I care.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 27th March 2014, 10:19 PM GMT

Dude, I get it. Some blokes would rather hook up with big arsed Sally who works down the Plough instead of Sofia Vergara. Sally might have a few missing teeth and the odd wart, but she is a nice, safe, non-threatening, attainable choice.

Even in the world of fantasy babe shopping, some blokes like choosing women who think would fit in with their lifestyle - submissive, meek, homey types who will sit in with them having beans on toast instead of flying off to Hollywood, going to fashion shows and vacationing on Lake Como.

The women on this thread are choosing Timelords, detectives and zombie slaying hillbillies - whereas the blokes appear to be selecting the kind of girl they'd like their son to marry - pretty but not too pretty, smart but not too smart and definitely knowing their place.

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Conclusion: women are well dirtier than men.

Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 11:22 AM GMT

Bethan is less Plaid Cymru and more Owain Glyndwr.

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We've gone all history in a smut thread. Like it.

I have to admit I'd never really thought about her but that Susannah Reid is a bit toothsome . .

Quote: Oldrocker @ 29th March 2014, 12:50 AM GMT

Susannah Reid

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Yeah, baby, yeah!

"Yes!!!!...Gordon likes me!!"

Maria Ozawa

Half-Japanese, half-Western and hot as hell.

Unfortunately, she's a porn star, so her "girl next door"-ness has been compromised by the mental images I still have of her being double-teamed by two massive black dongs in a Japanese spa.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 29th March 2014, 12:50 AM GMT

I have to admit I'd never really thought about her but that Susannah Reid is a bit toothsome . .

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Gone to the dark side for a million quid - nobody is worth that for twattering off an autocue for a couple of hours.

i loved Twiggy still do now

Twiggy

Going on the advert on the site now, Nina Conti is a bit of a sort

Indeed, she is.