Well not really, if I had been sensible I would have married him, discovered he was gay then divorce him and take him to the cleaners.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,479
Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 10:35 PM GMTI am generally a wedding fan, except for the "waving them off to have sex" bit, which creeps me out.
Hehe, that element of it is all rather awkward.
Quote: keewik @ 28th March 2014, 10:35 PM GMTJenny, is your friend a millionaire? Sounds like he'd have to be.
Not sure really. He's not doing badly. He is pretty tight though - I have visited most of the Weatherspoons in East London on lunch dates with him. My suggestion that we visit somewhere a bit more upmarket (like a Pret) fell on deaf ears.
Quote: zooo @ 28th March 2014, 10:41 PM GMTHehe, that element of it is all rather awkward.
I also know a lot of evangelical Christians, for whom it is a first experience. That makes it doubly awkward. Particularly when an inebriated relative starts offering tips.
Last wedding I went to, drunk uncle suggested the groom "made sure he worked out which hole was which". 
Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 10:37 PM GMTWell not really, if I had been sensible I would have married him, discovered he was gay then divorce him and take him to the cleaners.
They called her the Pink Widow, she'd marry 'em, turn 'em gay and then hoover up the cash.
Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 10:43 PM GMTI also know a lot of evangelical Christians, for whom it is a first experience. That makes it doubly awkward. Particularly when an inebriated relative starts offering tips.
Last wedding I went to, drunk uncle suggested the groom "made sure he worked out which hole was which".
Oh gaawd.
Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 10:43 PM GMTLast wedding I went to, drunk uncle suggested the groom "made sure he worked out which hole was which".
Sorry to say I laughed out loud at that.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 28th March 2014, 10:46 PM GMTThey called her the Pink Widow, she'd marry 'em, turn 'em gay and then hoover up the cash.
I thought you said pink window and thought Adult Play School.
I know that this is "news" in the loosest possible sense but:
According to Cam, all women find other women "beautiful" and have been sexually attracted to another woman.
I have never been sexually attracted to another woman. But I do get cross when someone else deigns to speak for me. Particularly some film star who comes out with things like "I have very little vanity - but at the same time I'm incredibly vain".
I should have put this in TTPYO, really.
Quote: keewik @ 28th March 2014, 10:54 PM GMTSorry to say I laughed out loud at that.
So did I. Except I was actually there, so I had to pretend my guffaw was a cough and I had sudden onset of TB.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 28th March 2014, 10:46 PM GMTThey called her the Pink Widow, she'd marry 'em, turn 'em gay and then hoover up the cash.
I think that sounds like an excellent plan.
I need to develop a manly aura to attract the right type.
Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 11:15 PM GMTAccording to Cam, all women find other women "beautiful" and have been sexually attracted to another woman.
I have never been sexually attracted to another woman.
Me neither. Although I do have a non sexual crush on Vod from Fresh Meat and Sue Perkins.
But yes, that 'everyone's a bit bisexual' myth is a bit silly. I'm sure a lot of people are, but not everyone.
Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 11:15 PM GMTAccording to Cam, all women find other women "beautiful" and have been sexually attracted to another woman.
Maybe Cameron Diaz means all American women, because let's face it, we've all seen the 'Who Do You Fancy?' thread and the right old munters who get to pass as attractive on these shores. 
All joking aside, I do think there are a higher percentage of women then men who would indulge in a bit of same sexery - possibly because of the non-penetrative nature of proceedings or the lack of emotional commitment.
But no, it's not all women.
Yes, I can see the sexual attractiveness of some women but I've no desire to paw them or be pawed by them.
what about megan fox
Who? (Please realise some of us pensioners don't keep up).
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 28th March 2014, 11:33 PM GMTAll joking aside, I do think there are a higher percentage of women then men who would indulge in a bit of same sexery - possibly because of the non-penetrative nature of proceedings or the lack of emotional commitment.
And because it is seen as arousing for men to watch it and gets them lots of attention.
If I see two men snogging I think, "they must be gay, and therefore not interested in me". Whereas lots of blokes don't seem to see it that way.
Why do you think there is a lack of emotional commitment for women but not men?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 28th March 2014, 11:33 PM GMTMaybe Cameron Diaz means all American women, because let's face it, we've all seen the 'Who Do You Fancy?' thread and the right old munters who get to pass as attractive on these shores.
All joking aside, I do think there are a higher percentage of women then men who would indulge in a bit of same sexery - possibly because of the non-penetrative nature of proceedings or the lack of emotional commitment.
But no, it's not all women.
You're just to selfish for mutual masturbation.