Quote: keewik @ 27th March 2014, 4:31 PM GMTcrisps, chips, and pies, and general fried stuff.
Stop it, Keewik. Your dirty talk is making me horny...or hungry.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,477
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 27th March 2014, 3:04 PM GMTThat's why I'm supporting RCPs (ironic) suggestion of advertising restrictions.
Yay, someone gets it when I'm being all ironical and shit. You know me, libertarian to the core, it's all about education and choice.
Quote: Nogget @ 27th March 2014, 3:12 PM GMTAlthough a shit utopia where people are healthier might be one where they are happier, too.
In other words , a... utopia.
Forcing people to adopt a strict regime with no freedom or alternatives is not a utopia. It's a society full of healthy dementia patients and their carers.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ 27th March 2014, 3:01 PM GMTRCP reminds me, sometimes, when he starts these 'conversation' of the scene from Trainspotting where Begbie throws a pint glass over the balcony and exclaims... "That lassie got glassed, and no c**t leaves here till we find out what c**t did it." Just because, essentially, Begbie wants a fight.
Of course the chocolate is on the bottom - who eats a chocolate digestive choc side up? People are dragged up these days.
I just don't know who to trust anymore...
The Independent is a depraved piece of filth, encouraging people to lick chocolate off bottoms indeed.
Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 12:06 AM GMThttp://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/chocolate-digestives-revelation-could-change-the-face-of-biscuit-eating-forever-9219218.html
Of course the chocolate is on the bottom - who eats a chocolate digestive choc side up? People are dragged up these days.
Sorry but you missed the real news here. Buried at the bottom I noticed not to generate too much hate mail. Rich Tea...the best dunkers...are you playing with my mind man!!! Clearly! Everybody knows it's the digestive. Just a bunch of hobnobs in my opinion.
Problem with hobnob dunkage is bits get left behind and make your tea really sweet. And dunking with chocolate is just plain nasty.
I am rich tea dunker and proud.
Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 11:55 AM GMTI am rich tea dunker and proud.
and again. They're obviously too thin and weedy to hold any moisture. You're all insane!
How attractive are one Direction
Quote: roscoff @ 28th March 2014, 12:01 PM GMT
They're not meant to go in that direction.
Anyone else bored shitless of grainy photos of discarded surfboards floating in the Indian Ocean followed by the words: 'Could this be missing debris from Flight MH370?'
Join us later when a middle aged man looks at blurry pictures of ocean and tries to guess if it's bits of plane. Fake or fuselage - you decide!
I just tweeted BBC news a photo of my bath water
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-26779079
This is lovely, but how odd that she talks in a Geordie accent when she has never heard anything before.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 28th March 2014, 2:17 PM GMTAnyone else bored shitless of grainy photos of discarded surfboards floating in the Indian Ocean followed by the words: 'Could this be missing debris from Flight MH370?'
Join us later when a middle aged man looks at blurry pictures of ocean and tries to guess if it's bits of plane. Fake or fuselage - you decide!
I agree.
Which is the second time I have agreed with you in 24 hours.
Starting to feel a bit unnerved.
Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 3:09 PM GMThttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-26779079
This is lovely, but how odd that she talks in a Geordie accent when she has never heard anything before.
I saw this on the news, it was quite moving and heart warming. 
Though I feel a bit sorry for her, because when she hears her own voice back for the first time, she's bound to say: 'F**king hell, I sound like a right spazzo'.
Yep, both sympathy and derision in the same opinion, that's what makes me great.
Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 3:13 PM GMTWhich is the second time I have agreed with you in 24 hours.
Starting to feel a bit unnerved.
Quote: sootyj @ 28th March 2014, 2:37 PM GMTI just tweeted BBC news a photo of my bath water
So one dead Malaysian spotted then. Admittedly she wasn't on the flight, but I'm sure the news will bring comfort to her family / pimp. 
When I say my bathwater.
I actually have a barrel under your waste water pipe.
(stops laughing)
You heartless bastards!