I now sit down at each contemplation of the universe. It saves all that aiming stuff and enables me to ponder the wonders of flat packed furniture whilst expelling the waste. It also makes me a big girls blouse. However I'm quite willing to live with this.
Wow, I thought little boys learned to wee wee all by themselves by age 5.
I guess not.
Quote: billwill @ 26th March 2014, 7:06 PM GMT*Not this time* sunshine !
Though I am an immigrant to England from Wales
I thought you were from the time before Wales and England were divided??
I prefer to pee sitting down, I do get some funny looks at public urinels though.
You know what pisses me off anchovies
I really like them but they only seem to come in tins or deli pots, where they're far to vinegary.
I suppose I could buy them in a jar. But I like being pissed off, so I am the architect of my own misfortune.
Quote: zooo @ 28th March 2014, 10:40 AM GMTWow, I thought little boys learned to wee wee all by themselves by age 5.
I guess not.
It's cyclical. We start by sitting down then stand up and eventually sit down again. The circle of life was never truer.
Quote: zooo @ 28th March 2014, 10:40 AM GMTWow, I thought little boys learned to wee wee all by themselves by age 5.
I guess not.
Sadly not. It is also true that the obsession they develop with their penis aged 18 months never leaves them. Indeed,their devotion only seems to increase with time.
Quote: roscoff @ 28th March 2014, 11:41 AM GMTIt's cyclical. We start by sitting down then stand up and eventually sit down again. The circle of life was never truer.
Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 11:42 AM GMTSadly not. It is also true that the obsession they develop with their penis aged 18 months never leaves them. Indeed,their devotion only seems to increase with time.
I often take mine out to dinner.
All this talk about men's pissing habits! I come on here to get away from these conversations. *sigh*
Your in the wrong place.
Quote: keewik @ 28th March 2014, 1:34 PM GMTAll this talk about men's pissing habits! I come on here to get away from these conversations. *sigh*
Quote: roscoff @ 28th March 2014, 1:17 PM GMTI often take mine out to dinner.
Never take it out AT dinner, though.
Quote: zooo @ 28th March 2014, 10:40 AM GMTWow, I thought little boys learned to wee wee all by themselves by age 5.
I guess not.
Hey, don't judge us all based on the accounts of few old people from up North, who's toilets used to be in the back garden up until the mid 1980s.
Quote: Jennie @ 28th March 2014, 11:42 AM GMTIt is also true that the obsession they develop with their penis aged 18 months never leaves them.
Who says men can't commit?
Exotic pisses for toilet bowls (sonar pissing in the dark has already been covered):
(1) Aiming for the sides intentionally, so as to not score a 'direct hit' on the water and wake someone up.
(2) Kneeling down in front of the bog (I'm pretty tall), and pissing into it. Usually because you are too pissed to stand up, or because the piss is coming out at angles which prohibit any chance of success while standing.
(3) Having a stiffy, sitting down and trying to make "semi"-enough (imagining Princess Anne having a shit works quite well) to be able to bend it sufficiently downwards into the bowl.
Note: This carries a high-risk of bell-end contact with the inside-front of the bowl, which can't be healthy.
(4) Similar to (1), but aiming to knock-off a 'particle' that is stuck to the side of the bowl.
(5) Sitting down backwards, with your head/arms resting on the system, because you're too pissed to even sit without support - a.k.a. "AC Slatering":
Urinals to follow...
Comedy try hards who don't even find themselves funny.