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Quote: Jennie @ 26th March 2014, 2:56 PM GMT

As much as he is pure evil, you have to admire the way he is going for full on crazy megalomaniac. You don't see this kind of commitment from other despots:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26747649

He'll never be on the level of 'Saparmurat Niyazov'. A mental despot who'll never be surpassed in terms of being a mental despot.

Quote: Jennie @ 26th March 2014, 2:56 PM GMT

As much as he is pure evil, you have to admire the way he is going for full on crazy megalomaniac. You don't see this kind of commitment from other despots:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26747649

I reckon that's the last picture you'll see of him on the bottom right.

He's not smiling and not clapping enthusistically enough.

I'm gonna seem like a twat, but I'm losing patience with some the victims' families in China.

Despite the extreme circumstances, intrusive press and less-than-ideal behaviour by the Chinese authorities, I'm already finding their rabid "Malaysia are murderers!!" BS tiresome.

I agree it is illogical, but pain and anger make us do illogical things. I cannot imagine not knowing for sure if a relative is dead or alive - how can you start to grieve? You are trapped in a hideous limbo.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 26th March 2014, 4:17 PM GMT

I reckon that's the last picture you'll see of him on the bottom right.

He's not smiling and not clapping enthusistically enough.

I fear you may be right.

I have just spent a good ten minutes trying to work out which "model socialist hairstyle" I would pick from the 18 the North Korean Government offer me.

http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?cid=1103&MainCatID=11&id=20130223000071

Nothing like finding new methods of procrastinating from writing! :D

Quote: Jennie @ 26th March 2014, 2:56 PM GMT

As much as he is pure evil, you have to admire the way he is going for full on crazy megalomaniac. You don't see this kind of commitment from other despots:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26747649

This is heart warming, like those kids who all shaved their heads because one of them was going through chemotherapy.

Now, no one can make fun of his pudding cut because they all have the same hairstyle - and they don't know what pudding is either.

Also reminds me of when loads of women went for the Princess Di look in the 80s for some reason.

Quote: SimonWing @ 26th March 2014, 4:42 PM GMT

"Malaysia are murderers!!"

Time for China to invade yet another neighbouring country, this is as good excuse as any.

I'd like to occupy number 14s southern border

Go and rescue her, Soots - it will be a beautiful romance. I will write the film version.

Quote: Jennie @ 26th March 2014, 4:53 PM GMT

I have just spent a good ten minutes trying to work out which "model socialist hairstyle" I would pick from the 18 the North Korean Government offer me.

I smell a new Facebook quiz - which dictator's haircut are you?

I know which look I'd most like to rock on the high street -

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Quote: Jennie @ 26th March 2014, 4:59 PM GMT

Go and rescue her, Soots - it will be a beautiful romance. I will write the film version.

Sorry script already sold to Paramount

Not without my underwear

sequel

Raid on inbeddy

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 26th March 2014, 5:00 PM GMT

I smell a new Facebook quiz - which dictator's haircut are you?

I know which look I'd most like to rock on the high street -

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Well like Gadaffi you do take some stick.

You know your case is crap when...

You're making submissions about inconsistencies in penis size descriptions.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26744712

Although I have long been an advocate of penis identity parades.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/stian-ytterdahl-teenager-mcdonalds-receipt-3290465

WOT?

Quote: Jennie @ 26th March 2014, 6:34 PM GMT

You know your case is crap when...

You're making submissions about inconsistencies in penis size descriptions.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26744712

Although I have long been an advocate of penis identity parades.

I kinda think witnesses can't agree what his penis looks like, then there really won't be much of a case.

If this is yet another case of Yewtree nuking the stables after the horse was long turned into a value burger then I am cross.

Because some rape, burglary or even shoplifting trial is not happening due to a lack of public funds.

CPS, met you f**ked up Saville amongst others died freed men because you lacked competence, bottle or both.

If it upsets you resign and go and wash lepers bums in Calcutta or adopt rabid pitbulls.

But stop wasting money and stop trying to f**k the life back into a dead cat.

Can't you stick to zebras. :(

Quote: zooo @ 27th March 2014, 12:22 PM GMT

Can't you stick to zebras. :(

I would think you'd need a special kind of glue?

Quote: roscoff @ 27th March 2014, 12:27 PM GMT

I would think you'd need a special kind of glue?

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