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Quote: Jennie @ 23rd March 2014, 10:21 PM GMT

Or primary school teachers.. Whistling nnocently

Just because I have a thing about cats wearing cardigans being held by their owners doesn't make me a bad person. Pasting them all over my body whilst hanging upside down naked on the washing line...maybe a little dubious :$

Quote: sootyj @ 23rd March 2014, 9:40 PM GMT

Hey Roscoff how much for your hat and wescott don't bother washing them.

£10 and I'll throw in a free fur ball.

Quote: Jennie @ 23rd March 2014, 9:52 PM GMT

You're right.

One of them is now the highest bidder (even though I've obviously declined his request for extras).

I'm really hoping that's not the final bid - I don't want my clothes to go to an abusive home!

Take them for all they have. ask for half a mill. Laughing out loud If they take that up you could target them for an arranged marriage and quick divorce. Voila! You're a millionaire. Ask me another.

I'm totally sticking my undies on Facebook. I'll wear them for a week, extra musk!

Quote: keewik @ 23rd March 2014, 10:51 PM GMT

Take them for all they have. ask for half a mill. Laughing out loud If they take that up you could target them for an arranged marriage and quick divorce. Voila! You're a millionaire. Ask me another.

You know, for a moment I did consider it. I have a friend who makes a killing wearing shoes before flogging them to foot fetishists.

It does feel a bit like prostitution - but definitely something to consider if/when the criminal bar dies!

Quote: roscoff @ 23rd March 2014, 10:33 PM GMT

Just because I have a thing about cats wearing cardigans being held by their owners doesn't make me a bad person. Pasting them all over my body whilst hanging upside down naked on the washing line...maybe a little dubious :$

The poor kitties. Zooo will have you...

Ben is up later than he was last night. That was a strange one. Asleep by 10.15pm. He must be getting old.

or not drinking enough....

Quote: sootyj @ 24th March 2014, 10:16 PM GMT

or not drinking enough....

That's the one that gets my vote !

Ben has just been reminiscing over a mug. He thinks he may have to get out more.

Quote: Ben @ 25th March 2014, 6:54 AM GMT

Ben has just been reminiscing over a mug.

Who was that?

Quote: Ben @ 25th March 2014, 6:54 AM GMT

He thinks he may have to get out more.

Exactly...... no one should be on a forum at this time of the morning!

Out for a run at six this morning. I rarely run these days before work as I generally prefer to cycle to school. However it was surprisingly refreshing helped no doubt by the fact it was sunny (but cold)

The kid who sometimes gets same bus as me in mornings has picked today to start talking to me. why'd he have to pick the morning I'm on a grumpy mood. Even grumpier now as missed the first bus, the second one was late.

Twelve episodes of the Walking Dead in one day. *dies of over zombied-ness*

That's a lot of Norm!

Ben has a 3 hour meeting about a new computer system tomorrow. He fears there will be no coffee break.

Quote: Lee @ 25th March 2014, 11:24 PM GMT

That's a lot of Norm!

It is rather. And now one of his films is on TV.

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