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Quote: sootyj @ 25th March 2014, 6:52 PM GMT

There's a significant minority in England who want all immigrant sent back to Immigrantisatan.

And a significant minority who want Sharia law and tea time stonings on the telly.

Thing is they may be significant but they're still minorities.

UKIP, BNP, National Front have always been a useful club for embittered people, I suppose they have to go somewhere.

As for MPs sometimes hiring foreign cleaners, why not reply the next your MP advertises for a cleaner. You might find yourself with a respectable minimun wage job.

And if the disenfranchised of Barking want to vote BNP or UKIP they're welcome to. I think they had a few BNP counsellors once only they weren't very good, so didn't get reelected.

Tea time stonings on the telly???? Yes please! Cameron, Blair, Clegg, Archer, Harman (got to have a woman in there for equality), Duncan-Smith, Kinnock, Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell, and John Terry. I'd have put Miliband in there too but he's so non-descript, the stone would pass straight through.

A certain Mr O'Irish name should not be against MASS immigration!

:P

Infairness England started it.

Well whatever, I just wanted to make that joke!

Quote: Lee @ 25th March 2014, 7:33 PM GMT

Well whatever, I just wanted to make that joke!

Does that chat up line ever work.

I am so pissed off. Haven't been able to get into my laptop for days now. I put in the password and the message comes up "The user profile service service failed the logon. User profile cannot br loaded". What the f**k am I supposed to do? Can't keep on on this bloody phone.

Yes it really irks me that I have no choice but to enter a bloody password. Maybe BillWill can help you.

It won't accept the f**king password. I've got the correct password.

Quote: Lee @ 25th March 2014, 7:23 PM GMT

A certain Mr O'Irish name should not be against MASS immigration!

:P

A certain Moderator has really got to reign in his personal and professional feelings. Otherwise he will be reported to the other Moderators.

Imagine having the anonymity to say what you like - if you are Lee, it's constant jokes about sucking off other men - now imagine if that anonymity was shattered? Would it be fair to make those comments public using his real name?

Time will tell.

I thought you were welsh

Although a trenchant point

Quote: sootyj @ 25th March 2014, 6:52 PM GMT

There's a significant minority in England who want all immigrant sent back to Immigrantisatan.

I am confused by your immigration double speak. If by that, you mean there is a significant number of immigrants who believe there are too many economic immigrants coming to the UK, then you are correct, all of the poles support this finding.

If, on the other hand, you think there should be an open door immigration policy because some people oppose it, then that is the daftest argument to date. You want to spite an ideological stance by introducing exploited workers, low wages and a lack of social aspiration.

Aren't you brilliant?

Quote: sootyj @ 25th March 2014, 11:39 PM GMT

Although a trenchant point

Thank you sir, you are a gentleman.

'the poles support this finding'

I see what you did there !

Quote: Oldrocker @ 25th March 2014, 11:42 PM GMT

[i]'the poles support this finding'[i]

I see what you did there !

Laughing out loud

Though they are getting undercut by the Romanians. If you are a rich property owner, not having to pay full whack to British workers is a massive win. (yay, go rich people!)

Immigrations great, I read Oliver twist and Britain was rubbish before immigration

Quote: sootyj @ 25th March 2014, 11:49 PM GMT

Immigrations great, I read Oliver twist and Britain was rubbish before immigration

Laughing out loud

Hopefully once Putin gets enough Russians into Britain, he can annex the country the same way as Ukraine.

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