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Universally challenged
Quiz featuring Joey Essex and Cherry Healey

It's a cock out
Stewart Hall and Max Cliffords new quiz in HMP Noncef**k

Spike It Lucky

Gameshow set in a nightclub where contestants have to avoid spiked drinks and pervy advances by "the grinding guy."

Wow, just read through these and in the words of Malcolm Tucker 'there is a lot of violent sexual imagery'. Errr

Because of the distastefully sordid nature of the suggestions, here are a load of generally offensive ones to redress the balance -

The Weakest Chink

Rasta Mind

Count Downs Syndrome

The Crystal Meth

and of course, everyone's favourite quiz involving illegal immigrants trying to get into a Kentish port town -

Deal or No Deal

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 24th March 2014, 4:53 PM GMT

Wow, just read through these and in the words of Malcolm Tucker 'there is a lot of violent sexual imagery'. Errr

'Smatter with a bit of filth? :P ............at least it's PC Filth. Laughing out loud

Ha! See what I did there without even thinking about it? PC Filth - "Evenin' All"

Be a shame to disappoint you. :P

C**t Down

30 seconds to pluck as many pubes off the hostess' fanny and then make them into a word.

The musky rears
BBC sunday night drama about heroes with smelly bums in prerevolutionary France.

Featuring Fartangian.

Quote: sootyj @ 24th March 2014, 5:23 PM GMT

The musky rears
BBC sunday night drama about heroes with smelly bums in prerevolutionary France.

Featuring Fartangian.

I know that rules are meant to be broken, but this is a bit of stretch. In what way is Musketeers like a game show?

Because your mum

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 24th March 2014, 5:14 PM GMT

C**t Down

30 seconds to pluck as many pubes off the hostess' fanny and then make them into a word.

Lonely Disconnect - BCG forum members enjoy an angry drunken cry wank over Victoria Coren's fat baps.

Quickly followed by -

The Chaser (containing rohypnol)

The clipped on factor
Quiz for people who can't tie a windsor knot

8 out of 10 twats
Will appear on this panel quiz

Quote: sootyj @ 24th March 2014, 5:39 PM GMT

8 out of 10 twats
Will appear on this panel quiz

:D

Queue Pie
Stephen Fry gets a pie everytime someone says something smug on his curiously popular and not very funny quiz.

Why not just have a game show called 'Google It' because that's what everyone does now anyway? Retaining facts and figures in a constantly decaying, perceptually biased, biological system with less then 100% memory retention seems archaic and ineffectual.

The milk race
High speed wanking contest, no Google required.

Name that poon

Contestants have to identify well known celebrities from mugshots of their vaginas

Snatch phrase

Make your own conclusions about the show :)

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