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Quote: chipolata @ 23rd March 2014, 9:09 PM GMT

Chip's just self-trimmed.

Up here or down there?

Quote: beaky @ 22nd March 2014, 9:36 PM GMT

Slags do it for nothing.

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There are some odd people in this world.

I am selling some old clothes on Ebay. Obviously (because I am normal) they are all washed and the pictures I have put up are of the clothes on the hanger.

I have had three emails from gentlemen asking for me to post a picture of myself wearing the clothes and then send the items to them unwashed. They are willing to pay handsomely for the privilege.

Why? Really, why?

Up here. Helps me postpone a trip to the hairdressers. Although on the downside I might look a step-haired tit tomorrow morning.

Quote: Jennie @ 23rd March 2014, 9:21 PM GMT

There are some odd people in this world.

I am selling some old clothes on Ebay. Obviously (because I am normal) they are all washed and the pictures I have put up are of the clothes on the hanger.

I have had three emails from gentlemen asking for me to post a picture of myself wearing the clothes and then send the items to them unwashed. They are willing to pay handsomely for the privilege.

Why? Really, why?

Ask George Roper.

Quote: Jennie @ 23rd March 2014, 9:21 PM GMT

There are some odd people in this world.

I am selling some old clothes on Ebay. Obviously (because I am normal) they are all washed and the pictures I have put up are of the clothes on the hanger.

I have had three emails from gentlemen asking for me to post a picture of myself wearing the clothes and then send the items to them unwashed. They are willing to pay handsomely for the privilege.

Why? Really, why?

Have you not heard heard of the market for used undies? Could I have a nice cardigan by the way and possibly put a photo of your cat wearing it? And you holding the cat..and (you get the drift).

Hey Roscoff how much for your hat and wescott don't bother washing them.

Quote: roscoff @ 23rd March 2014, 9:37 PM GMT

Have you not heard heard of the market for used undies?

Sick

But these aren't undies..these are jeans and T shirts and other deeply unsexy things. They don't even know if I am female (although I guess the fact I am selling women's clothing is a clue.)

Plus, there is surely free porn these days to suit every taste and persuasion - why do you want to give some random woman lots of money?

This is my first go at eBay - and may well be my last.

Quote: Jennie @ 23rd March 2014, 9:40 PM GMT

Plus, there is surely free porn these days to suit every taste and persuasion - why do you want to give some random woman lots of money?

Maybe internet porn isn't "authentic" enough for them. Sick

They get off on even asking, I imagine. There are some sad twats about.

Quote: zooo @ 23rd March 2014, 9:49 PM GMT

They get off on even asking, I imagine. There are some sad twats about.

You're right.

One of them is now the highest bidder (even though I've obviously declined his request for extras).

I'm really hoping that's not the final bid - I don't want my clothes to go to an abusive home!

They maybe looking for evidence to leave at a crime scene.

Quote: Jennie @ 23rd March 2014, 9:52 PM GMT

I don't want my clothes to go to an abusive home!

Aww!

Quote: Jennie @ 23rd March 2014, 9:52 PM GMT

You're right.

One of them is now the highest bidder (even though I've obviously declined his request for extras).

I'm really hoping that's not the final bid - I don't want my clothes to go to an abusive home!

I wouldn't care. I mean it's a harmless kinky fetish they've got. They're happy with your stuff and you've made a few bucks. They're probably all high court judges.

Quote: roscoff @ 23rd March 2014, 10:19 PM GMT

They're probably all high court judges.

Or primary school teachers.. Whistling nnocently

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