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Quote: zooo @ 22nd March 2014, 12:22 PM GMT

Nah, once we got there I'd punch it.

is that a quote from your book on dating etiquette?

Yes. Yes it is.

Laughing out loud

Right, so I emailed our landlady on thursday telling her the boiler is broken and we have no hot water, friday she replies to me and says someone will be here at noon today to look at it. Ok, bit slow, but whatever.

So today one half of Poland's version of the Chuckle Brothers shows up, asks my flatmate if he has a screwdriver he can borrow, opens up the boiler without turning it off at the mains and manages to get a shock. Eventually leaves because he has no skill at fixing boilers whatsoever, and says that someone who actually knows what they're doing will be over to fix it on TUESDAY. Meaning we get to live like cavemen for a further three days.

I'm tempted to hire a plumber who can actually come today and then send my landlady the bill. Right now I'm boiling a big saucepan of water on the hob so I can have something approaching a wash.

Quote: Raymond Terrific @ 22nd March 2014, 3:00 PM GMT

Right now I'm boiling a big saucepan of water on the hob so I can have something approaching a wash.

Pics please.

Of a saucepan boiling on a hob?

Quote: Ben @ 22nd March 2014, 4:25 PM GMT

Pics please.

Image

Woke up at 4am and can't get back to sleep. Last day of holidays so wanted to sleep in. last day of holidays so wanted sleep in. Don't want to go back to work.

I keep waking at 4pm too

It's a pain in the bum

Quote: lofthouse @ 22nd March 2014, 8:54 PM GMT

I keep wanking at 4pm too

It's a pain in the bum

Don't your work colleagues complain? Especially if you're involving the old bum.

Laughing out loud

lofthouse must work in a massage parlour.

I do actually

But I don't do 'extras'

I'm not a slag

Slags do it for nothing.

Chip's just self-trimmed.

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