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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2013/14 Page 100

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 22nd March 2014, 1:53 PM GMT

Another classic move
Go Koscielny! Laughing out loud

:D

Got your wish. Been subbed.

Might I suggest you avoid defenders whose names begin with the letter "K" for a while, especially those that start "Ko...".

*Buys Kolarov

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*sells Kolarov*

Good start for me 14pts on the bench after one game.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 22nd March 2014, 2:38 PM GMT

Good start for me 14pts on the bench after one game.

Quite a few of us (me included) left Hazard on the bench today (difficult decision!). If Lampard had played, Eden wouldn't have even taken & scored the pen, though still would have got an assist for his shot that was handballed.

Considering the final scoreline and the freakish game it turned out to be, could have been a lot worse for us on the Hazard front. :)

Today's strange day continues as Cardiff take the lead against Liverpool. Fulham to get something at City today, anyone?

No.

Why did I ever sell Suarez? Hopefully Sturridge will come good again. Not a terrible week for me so far, but suspect others have scored much higher.

Yeah, and you've left points on the bench like me.

Hit by City rotation. No-one expected a full 90 for Kolarov but Dzeko isn't even on the bench, so no chance of coming on.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 22nd March 2014, 4:42 PM GMT

Yeah, and you've left points on the bench like me.

Hit by City rotation. No-one expected a full 90 for Kolarov but Dzeko isn't even on the bench, so no chance of coming on.

I can see you're a half-glass empty guy.

You'll get Azpilicueta subbed on (6pts), so you're heading for over 100 pts today anyway. :)

Doubtful George, it's a double gameweek so Dzeko would have to miss the next game as well for me to get Caesar subbed on.

More likely is that Dzeko comes on for 20mins against United and does nothing. Still I'm not sorry I shipped out Lukaku - he's a nightmare of a player, clumsy, lumbering and unreliable - bit like Dzeko...

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 22nd March 2014, 6:27 PM GMT

Doubtful George, it's a double gameweek so Dzeko would have to miss the next game as well for me to get Caesar subbed on.

More likely is that Dzeko comes on for 20mins against United and does nothing. Still I'm not sorry I shipped out Lukaku - he's a nightmare of a player, clumsy, lumbering and unreliable - bit like Dzeko...

Ah, new at this, so I assumed subs would come on after the first round of matches. Still, looks like a v successful weekend for you. Congrats!

Yep, I checked the scores earlier and muttered "fat f**king bastard" when I saw Godot's score.

Bloody hell! A bonus point for Mata! Things are looking up. Nice one, Mazza!

That could have been worse
Thanks for not playing Evra Moyes!
Saving him up for the game where he won't get a clean sheet!
Cheers, you miserable curly ginger pasty faced f**kwit.

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