Quote: zooo @ 22nd March 2014, 12:22 PM GMTNah, once we got there I'd punch it.
is that a quote from your book on dating etiquette?
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Yes. Yes it is.
Right, so I emailed our landlady on thursday telling her the boiler is broken and we have no hot water, friday she replies to me and says someone will be here at noon today to look at it. Ok, bit slow, but whatever.
So today one half of Poland's version of the Chuckle Brothers shows up, asks my flatmate if he has a screwdriver he can borrow, opens up the boiler without turning it off at the mains and manages to get a shock. Eventually leaves because he has no skill at fixing boilers whatsoever, and says that someone who actually knows what they're doing will be over to fix it on TUESDAY. Meaning we get to live like cavemen for a further three days.
I'm tempted to hire a plumber who can actually come today and then send my landlady the bill. Right now I'm boiling a big saucepan of water on the hob so I can have something approaching a wash.
Quote: Raymond Terrific @ 22nd March 2014, 3:00 PM GMTRight now I'm boiling a big saucepan of water on the hob so I can have something approaching a wash.
Pics please.
Of a saucepan boiling on a hob?
Quote: Ben @ 22nd March 2014, 4:25 PM GMTPics please.
Woke up at 4am and can't get back to sleep. Last day of holidays so wanted to sleep in. last day of holidays so wanted sleep in. Don't want to go back to work.
I keep waking at 4pm too
It's a pain in the bum
Quote: lofthouse @ 22nd March 2014, 8:54 PM GMTI keep wanking at 4pm too
It's a pain in the bum
Don't your work colleagues complain? Especially if you're involving the old bum.
lofthouse must work in a massage parlour.
I do actually
But I don't do 'extras'
I'm not a slag
Slags do it for nothing.
Chip's just self-trimmed.