Ooh noooooo, that looks awful Zooo.
I've gone off him again now... 
Johnny looks SO flippin hot there I think, but then I'm a weirdo and just like vampires... 
(...and Johnny Depps)
Quote: Oldrocker @ 20th March 2014, 8:59 PM GMTEdit: for clarity wearing those toe rings is supposed to produce that amount of weight loss !
Quote: Oldrocker @ 20th March 2014, 8:59 PM GMTDo they seriously expect anyone to believe that those are her jeans?
Edit: for clarity wearing those toe rings is supposed to produce that amount of weight loss !
Maybe the ring eventually makes its way up to the throat where it cuts the food off?
Quote: Lee @ 20th March 2014, 9:04 PM GMTMaybe the ring eventually makes its way up to the throat where it cuts the food off?
Maybe in the first picture you just can't see that she's got ginormous freak toes?!
Quote: Hannah G @ 20th March 2014, 9:04 PM GMTOoh noooooo, that looks awful Zooo.
I've gone off him again now...
Aw. Please like me again, Hannah. I'm all manly and have a bike and everything.
Hmmmm, I'll think about it, just keep asking...
(might as well carry on with the fantasy! )
I wonder how many other Normans pose in black and white with a motorcycle?
Shitty David Hare, be shit at writing your own shitty plays, stop trying to be a shitty John Le Carre you shit.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 20th March 2014, 8:40 PM GMTAs for make up - it covers a thousand sins and can be a crutch for many women. As a result, they don't take as much care with their skin as they should, and in some cases, the constant application of make up worsens their conditions. The eyebrows looked 'burnt off' because they were previously over plucked. It's amazing when you suddenly see the bags under the eyes, the wrinkles, the blotchy, pimpled skin and the tiny eyes that had previously been hidden.
Have you considered applying for a job as a beauty consultant?
Quote: keewik @ 20th March 2014, 10:47 PM GMTHave you considered applying for a job as a beauty consultant?
L'Oreal's answer to Gordon Ramsey.
Quote: sootyj @ 20th March 2014, 9:19 PM GMTShitty David Hare, be shit at writing your own shitty plays, stop trying to be a shitty John Le Carre you shit.
God! Wasn't it awful!
It was like an episode of 'Death in Paradise' with lots of Lefty rants randomly inserted.
Quote: Lee @ 20th March 2014, 9:04 PM GMTMaybe the ring eventually makes its way up to the throat where it cuts the food off?
In a lot of 'before and after' ads the 'after' photo was taken first, before everything went to seed.
You owe Death in Paradise an apology
Amazing it managed to be even more leaden, pious dull and patronising than Page 8.
I was mildly entertained for 5 minutes trying to work out if Bill Nighy's character was a nonce on the run.
American TV series that always seem to be full of adolescent angst and "beautiful people"(even the adventure and sci-fi shows). Smallville, Tomorrow People, Agents of SHIELD, 90210, How I met your mother, Two Broke Girls, Arrow, etc. Yawwwwwn...... When they do have someone with "less than average" looks or unmuscular/overweight they are a comedy relief character. Rant over!
Americans must be so shocked when they come here and see who we have on telly. Their soaps are full of models and plastic surgeried types. And we have Coronation Street...
The King Of Queens was my favourite (US) sitcom for years. Doug Heffernan and some of the other characters were the antithesis to Friends or How I Met. Maybe that's why I liked it so much.
