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:( That is so sad.

One day, I am going to buy a huge mansion in the country and move all the disaffected children I meet into it. Then I am going to feed them and love them and educate them and parent them. But mostly feed them.

Kids need a home cooked dinner and a listening ear.

Grim, roscoff. Grim.

Quote: Jennie @ 18th March 2014, 8:20 PM GMT

:( That is so sad.

One day, I am going to buy a huge mansion in the country and move all the disaffected children I meet into it. Then I am going to feed them and love them and educate them and parent them. But mostly feed them.

Kids need a home cooked dinner and a listening ear.

And a high level of security because within about five minutes they'd have stolen your handbag and buggered off with your car!

I would have given them the gift of love.

Which is worth more than a Mulberry. :)

Quote: Jennie @ 18th March 2014, 8:28 PM GMT

I would have given them the gift of love.

Which is worth more than a Mulberry. :)

I can see no floor in this. As indeed you wouldn't after they'd ripped it up and taken the copper piping.

WHY is it that every teacher I share this plan with thinks it is a rubbish idea?

I have as little to do with children as I possibly can and think it is perfect.

its a great plan, its just lacking a black cap and a Ben10/Barbie gallows

I'm going to do the same thing, but for cats.

Quote: zooo @ 18th March 2014, 8:48 PM GMT

I'm going to do the same thing, but for cats.

You don't need to love cats. They just need feeding and kicking out in the rain at bedtime :)

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Quote: roscoff @ 18th March 2014, 8:51 PM GMT

You don't need to love cats. They just need feeding and kicking out in the rain at bedtime :)

You are rubbish at cats.

Quote: sootyj @ 18th March 2014, 8:52 PM GMT

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Hehe. Totally.

Quote: roscoff @ 18th March 2014, 8:51 PM GMT

You don't need to love women. They just need feeding and kicking out in the rain at bedtime :)

Tom Jones has nothing on you.

Quote: zooo @ 18th March 2014, 8:48 PM GMT

I'm going to do the same thing, but for cats.

Obviously the kids will come after the cat sanctuary is established.

Priorities.

Quote: roscoff @ 18th March 2014, 8:51 PM GMT

and kicking out in the rain at bedtime :)

I would love to see you try and kick my cat out into the rain. You will be finding strategic deposits all over the house for weeks afterwards.

:D

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