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Quote: roscoff @ 17th March 2014, 1:39 PM GMT

on the way back from Manchester I passed her in a traffic jam. She was driving a Bentley and smoking a cigar! I half expected her to have a glass of malt whiskey in the other hand.

:D

Ben sometimes wonders if it's all worth it.

The police just tried to give Chip some free cycling safety equipment as he rode home. Chip refused to stop and peddled past them.

Chiiiiiip !!!!!!!!!!

Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave

I have just made chocolate chip, banana and walnut bread. One day, I may have some very obese children.

You can have some now, they don't run fast and are easily bribed.

:S Why would I want to voluntarily share my baking? I figured that if I produced my own there would be some kind of moral imperative to expand their waistlines, but otherwise...it's all mine! (And my work colleagues'...but only because I require constant positive affirmation and/or attention.)

Ben is wishing he hadn't got that copy of Stuff magazine from the library. He's bought one pair of earphones so far and is tempted to buy much more.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 17th March 2014, 8:33 PM GMT

Chiiiiiip !!!!!!!!!!

Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave

Wave

Oldrock!

chip.

Quote: Jennie @ 17th March 2014, 8:42 PM GMT

I have just made chocolate chip, banana and walnut bread. One day, I may have some very obese children.

Cor. I need to make that (minus walnuts).

Paul Hollywood recipe. Very easy, always goes down a treat:

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1916658/banana-walnut-and-chocolate-chip-loaf

Thank you! I love banana bread. And everything's better with chocolate chips.

Quote: Jennie @ 17th March 2014, 8:46 PM GMT

:S Why would I want to voluntarily share my baking? I figured that if I produced my own there would be some kind of moral imperative to expand their waistlines, but otherwise...it's all mine! (And my work colleagues'...but only because I require constant positive affirmation and/or attention.)

Visions of Jennie handing perverted BBC presenter a consoling cookie as they get 20 years.

Quote: sootyj @ 17th March 2014, 8:59 PM GMT

Visions of Jennie handing perverted BBC presenter a consoling cookie as they get 20 years.

:D To be honest, when someone gets years and years inside, there isn't a great deal to say to them. "Life imprisonment. Bit of a bummer, huh". "Would you like a date and pecan flapjack?" would be an improvement.

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