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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2013/14 Page 97

Quote: don rushmore @ 17th March 2014, 12:35 PM GMT

I'm trying EVERYTHING, mate. I even changed my kit to match Steve's. Cos green is supposed to be lucky. Desperate, eh?

Laughing out loud

BREAKING NEWS! Points have been updated.

"Suarez Assist. We are aware than an assist was not added for Luis Suarez in relation to Liverpool's first goal. While under normal circumstances no changes would be made an hour after the final game of the day has passed, following consultation with Opta, it appears that usual guidelines had not been followed and the assist was omitted from initial feeds. This is currently being rectified and the correct assist and any other points associated will be updated in the game shortly. We apologise for any confusion caused."

Well this weekend just gets better and better.

Quote: don rushmore @ 17th March 2014, 12:37 PM GMT

BREAKING NEWS! Points have been updated.

"Suarez Assist. We are aware than an assist was not added for Luis Suarez in relation to Liverpool's first goal. While under normal circumstances no changes would be made an hour after the final game of the day has passed, following consultation with Opta, it appears that usual guidelines had not been followed and the assist was omitted from initial feeds. This is currently being rectified and the correct assist and any other points associated will be updated in the game shortly. We apologise for any confusion caused."

Heads must roll!

Looks like me and Godot are the main beneficiaries, 10pts each. poseiDON adventure up to second!

Quote: don rushmore @ 17th March 2014, 12:56 PM GMT

Looks like me and Godot are the main beneficiaries, 10pts each. poseiDON adventure up to second!

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:D

Just seen Steve's new squad. Total shit. 3 Sunderland players and De Guzman. Haha.

I'd just like to thank Ben for having an even more rubbish weekend than me. Thanks Ben

Quote: don rushmore @ 17th March 2014, 1:26 PM GMT

:D

Just seen Steve's new squad. Total shit. 3 Sunderland players and De Guzman. Haha.

:D

It's not that bad
Although judging by this weeks score it might well be

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ 16th March 2014, 12:36 PM GMT

I'm extremely confident with this selection; I've even put a few bob on a Persie hat-trick at 40/1. Man U win this easily.

Have you been to the betting shop to collect your winnings yet? Just to put your bizarre Van Persie assertion into perspective, United had ONE shot on target in the game. From Shrek.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 17th March 2014, 4:42 PM GMT

Have you been to the betting shop to collect your winnings yet? Just to put your bizarre Van Persie assertion into perspective, United had ONE shot on target in the game. From Shrek.

I haven't, no. That 40/1 shot surprisingly didn't come in :)

Quote: don rushmore @ 17th March 2014, 2:33 AM GMT

Successive 'round' wins for poseiDON adventure. Luck 0 - 2 Science

Most of us would have liked to have had an Arsenal defender - Spurs can't score - but they didn't play last week and they aren't going to get a CS in either of their next two matches. Ditto Sunderland - good bet this week - no chance GW31.

Gerrard? Yeah I'd have in my side right now if I could have four Liverpool players. I thought about bringing him in for Sterling when I played my WC, but Sterling is half the price. You also played Rooney, who has scored twice since Christmas.

Your best pick was Rodriguez who's a good player and a decent differential but had still only scored one more goal than Lukaku since Christmas and Lukaku was out for three weeks in that time and Everton have played two games fewer than Southampton. So where's the science?

It's bingo.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 17th March 2014, 5:12 PM GMT

It's bingo.

Except bingo doesn't f**k with your mind...

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Probably.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 17th March 2014, 5:12 PM GMT

Most of us would have liked to have had an Arsenal defender but they didn't play last week and they aren't going to get a CS in either of their next two matches.

Their second match is Swansea at home. Decent chance of a clean sheet. I assume you've looked at the wrong fixtures.

Quote: George Kaplan @ 17th March 2014, 5:27 PM GMT

Except bingo doesn't f**k with your mind...

It Mecca me wanna scream sometimes.

A terrible weekend which saw me being upended by Roscoff - a man at least three times my age.

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