The line of booty
Tense police procedural drama about bottoms.
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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 17th March 2014, 9:53 AM GMTGandALF - Dimension-travelling wizard accidently crash-lands into the garage of an American middle-class family.
...and its hilarious spin-off show:
Malcolm In Middle-Earth - Nerdy teenage genius accidently discovers a secret door to another dimension and... 
...crash-lands into the garage of an average Hobbit family.
Whoops! Apoxyclit.
Memoirs of a WWIII whore.
Ever Decreasing Burkha's. What happens when you put religious clothing on the wrong wash setting.
'Simply DAZ-ling' The Sun.
'Complete wash-out' The Guardian
Last of the Summer Whine
Three old men (called Dampo, Sweaty & Clammy) in the Yorkshire dales complain that it's too warm.
Dampo often utters the catchphrase: "Thee likes it warm, but thee doesn't like it this warm."
Only Ghouls and Corpses.
The recently deceased are brought back to life at their funerals using advanced animatronic techniques, much to the shock, horror and hilarity of their grieving families.
Presented by Ant and Dec with Keith Lemmon offering backstage solace.
Catch it this Saturday night after You've Been Framed (for murder) but before Take Me Out.
Clan 'Aboot' The Grouse- Sequel to Still Game.
Will in Grace - He's gone straight!
White Dwarf
New Warwick Davis vehicle. May contain traces of Ricky Gervais.
Two Feet In The Grave
The posthumous adventures of Victor Meldrew.
"sinnerladies" An exposé of women who do it for nothing starring Victoria Would.
Miranda Rights
Show where lumpen BBC posh so called comedienne is given the right to remain silent and abuses it.
Cool the midwife
1950s drama about air-conditioning and births in the 1950s.
Cold Titz
Harrowing world war 2 drama, about a German topless beach.
Birds Of A Fiver
Sharon and Tracy take Dorien's advice and start a cut-price prostitution service.
Turds of a feather
Man gets shat on by various birds....of the feathered variety you degenerates.
The Sprung Ones. Four students are drugged in Eastern Europe and have their legs amputated. Doctors fit them with experimental springs.
Quote: Mikey Jackson @ 17th March 2014, 5:23 PM GMTBirds Of A Fiver
Sharon and Tracy take Dorien's advice and start a cut-price prostitution service.
Lol, I had the exact same idea for the "Fiver Birds" last night, but didn't post it in the end.
Ded Dwarf - Basically Life's Too Short, but with no pulse.