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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 14th March 2014, 12:13 AM GMT

No
They are not allowed
Especially in the current climate

Only Andy Murray is allowed for two weeks a year

Talking highpofetically . . .

Now look what you've made me do !

Paul Merson's feeling the love on Twitter right now:

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Paul%20Merson%22&src=tren

I've got a feeling it could be an interesting day for Fellaini today (or not); a goal perhaps? Or a red card? Or both?

it's that time of season where I make myself feel dirty for cheering on teams I normally wouldn't give the time of day.

Come on Utd
Sick

Oh dear oh dear

Utd getting twatted at home

Again

Bliss

Chappers will be along to comment shortly, as soon as his tumescence has diminished somewhat.

If Arsenal can maintain their lead against 'The Scum', then it's going to get very tight at the top of the table. Man City have a couple of games in hand but their win yesterday was hardly emphatic.

I think it could all go down to the wire this season with any one of four teams grabbing the title. Of course, I'm hoping it's Arsenal, our last 5 games are certainly winnable. Then again, we do have a habit of snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory.

Exciting stuff!

I'd settle for AFC or LFC, as I have some respect for the way these two teams have been put together on comparatively lower budgets. Liverpool are wonderful to watch at the moment, and seem to have a plan and vision beyond their scatter-gun transfer policy of the last 15 years.

F**k CFC and MCFC. It's bad for what remains of footballs' soul if either of these two soulless, oil-soaked, piles of twat wins the title. However, I have a feeling that I will be disappointed in this regard.

Woo! We hung on and beat The Spuds for the third time this season.

I think their manager, Tim Westwood, should back to rapping. Whistling nnocently

Poor old Spurs huffed and puffed, but in the end lacked the necessary *guile*.

I had a bad feeling once I heard Rosicky was playing. He's been a thorn in our side in recent derbies, like RVP used to be.

It's time to stop making excuses for David Moyes. Moyes out, Klopp in!

To paraphrase Harry Callahan . .

'I'm all broke up over that man's feelings.'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26604307

Quote: Ben @ 16th March 2014, 7:53 PM GMT

It's time to stop making excuses for David Moyes. Moyes out, Klopp in!

When I see RVP making thirty yard passes from midfiield to Rooney up front then you have to say that's complete madness. I don't understand how tactically wise he's thinking having had such a good run with Everton. It's like he's thrown the coaching manuel out the window.

I don't think many were expecting Klopp to stick around Dortumund for another season. To me that's why Moyes got the United gig.

I still don't think he'll be sacked though. They'll give him as long as it takes.

United aren't the type of club who react to fans. They're in charge no matter what supporters think or how loudly they shout. It's just the way of it. Nothing makes them deviate from the plan. Just look at the Rooney saga last year and countless other scenarios in the past two decades. Even the arrival of the Glasers.

Klopp will get the Arsenal job when Wenger is carried out in a box.

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