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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,462

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 13th March 2014, 4:20 PM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-26563326

Woman gets 14 weeks jail for microwaving kitten.

If she'd put it in the oven she'd have got a lot longer.

Sugar and spice and all things nice -

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/maryland-girls-tortured-autistic-boy-sheriff-office-article-1.1718983

Two teenage girls tortured an autistic boy including cutting him, making him walk on broken ice and forced him to f**k a dog.

That's his excuse...

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 16th March 2014, 6:11 PM GMT

Sugar and spice and all things nice -

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/maryland-girls-tortured-autistic-boy-sheriff-office-article-1.1718983

Two teenage girls tortured an autistic boy including cutting him, making him walk on broken ice and forced him to f**k a dog.

Lauren Bush looks like her photo has been made by sticking bits of various other peoples' photos together. Her eyes seem to be in the wrong place:

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Quote: Hannah G @ 12th March 2014, 9:02 PM GMT

I wish I could print myself a new face! :D :(

Oh wow thanks a bunch for objecting everyone! Teary Teary Laughing out loud

(ONLY JOKING!)

Quote: Hannah G @ 16th March 2014, 10:35 PM GMT

Oh wow thanks a bunch for objecting everyone! Teary Teary Laughing out loud

(ONLY JOKING!)

I told you I liked your initial avatar.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 16th March 2014, 10:37 PM GMT

I told you I liked your initial avatar.

Awwww, ye you did, thank you Gordon :) :D
I feel all embarrassed now though, I was only kidding :)

So was I (no, I wasn't).

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 16th March 2014, 10:42 PM GMT

So was I (no, I wasn't).

:O Laughing out loud

Quote: SimonWing @ 16th March 2014, 6:16 PM GMT

Lauren Bush looks like her photo has been made by sticking bits of various other peoples' photos together. Her eyes seem to be in the wrong place:

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Much as I hate to interrupt...

Fred Phelps is about to die:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/fred-phelps-founder-of-god-hates-fags-westboro-baptist-church-is-on-edge-of-death-9195777.html

Quote: SimonWing @ 16th March 2014, 6:16 PM GMT

Lauren Bush looks like her photo has been made by sticking bits of various other peoples' photos together. Her eyes seem to be in the wrong place:

It's funny how we so rarely feel the need to comment on the physical appearance of male criminals. I always thought Levi Bellfield was a particularly unattractive specimen, myself.

Quote: SimonWing @ 16th March 2014, 6:16 PM GMT

Lauren Bush looks like her photo has been made by sticking bits of various other peoples' photos together. Her eyes seem to be in the wrong place:

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Is she related to that W. guy? (Only a rethorical question)

Quote: Jennie @ 16th March 2014, 10:53 PM GMT

It's funny how we so rarely feel the need to comment on the physical appearance of male criminals. I always thought Levi Bellfield was a particularly unattractive specimen, myself.

That's just the same as when they say beautiful girl murdered in the papers but you never see handsome man murdered.
I know they only mean it to be nice, but it always sounds to me like it wouldn't have been as bad if she was ugly :/

Quote: Hannah G @ 16th March 2014, 10:56 PM GMT

That's just the same as when they say beautiful girl murdered in the papers but you never see handsome man murdered.
I know they only mean it to be nice, but it always sounds to me like it wouldn't have been as bad if she was ugly :/

Yep. It is always open season on women's appearances - no matter what the context. Just more bullshit sexism.

I've just read the article on Phelps and I see that the Westboro Baptist Church were going to picket a One Direction concert on the grounds they are "crotch grabbing little perverts".

Maybe they aren't so bad after all.

:D

Quote: Jennie @ 16th March 2014, 10:53 PM GMT

Much as I hate to interrupt...

Fred Phelps is about to die:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/fred-phelps-founder-of-god-hates-fags-westboro-baptist-church-is-on-edge-of-death-9195777.html

I really wish hell existed.

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