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Chelsea let me down today.

Not a good week to get rid of Coleman & buy Kompany
Cest la vie

Scores aren't great so far around the top so it's not a disaster

Will Kompany get a ban or is he ok for the next round?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 15th March 2014, 8:23 PM GMT

Not a good week to get rid of Coleman & buy Kompany
Cest la vie

Scores aren't great so far around the top so it's not a disaster

Will Kompany get a ban or is he ok for the next round?

Alleluia, Seamus scores at long last! I bought him back in GW 20 at the end of last frigging year, when he'd been on that scoring spree, and of course instantly jinxed him. I've waited NINE games for him to score his first goal for OBP!

Steve, Vinny will miss the next league game against Fulham, but can then play against Utd.

Kept Ince and he was my second highest scorer for the day with a measly 3 pts. Yes, it was a rubbish day. Again.

Just before the deadline, I replaced Boruc with Mannone (good)

And then made Lukaku captain (bad).

Captaining Lukaku was suicide, Splodge. Even buying him was a suspect decision.

The trio of Silva, Dzeko and Touré came good this week. 14pts for Silva. Four weeks I held those clowns for nothing. They probably have cost me a high finish in our league.

My dismay at losing my double Chelsea clean sheet what somewhat ameliorated by seeing them stuffed and coming within reaching distance of Liverpool.

Rogers can win this is he's clever. Chelsea won't drop many more (or perhaps any) games but their goal difference is inferior.

City don't convince me at all.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 16th March 2014, 10:15 AM GMT

Captaining Lukaku was suicide, Splodge. Even buying him was a suspect decision.

A rubbish captain, but he's generally done well for me (three starts, three goals, one assist).

I feel that I have to keep him in for next week (just to get my money's worth), but I suspect others will ditch him.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 15th March 2014, 3:45 PM GMT

Gerry has also lost his mind - no Suarez, no Sturridge, captaining Van birdpee.

I'm extremely confident with this selection; I've even put a few bob on a Persie hat-trick at 40/1. Man U win this easily.

Lukaku looked fairly sharp in the MOTD highlights and could have scored. With him, I feel it's often about his mood, confidence, mindset. He clearly has the talent, but sometimes it looks like he's not really up for it, for whatever reason.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ 16th March 2014, 12:36 PM GMT

I'm extremely confident with this selection; I've even put a few bob on a Persie hat-trick at 40/1. Man U win this easily.

A Van pince-nez hat trick - you really have lost your mind Gezza. No-one has won easily against Liverpool this season. United are a shambles.

Steve, looks like you were hit with a Wildcard jinx this week. :)

I really screwed things up with my January Wildcard. Shifted out all my great defenders and other good players to accommodate that maestro, Ozil, who proceeded to give me f all. Also, would have got through in the Cup that week with my original team.

But it's all good. Now I've bought that other piece of useless crap, Mata.

Yes I was the lowest scorer in the clique this week, fell down to 4,129 overall
And after using my wildcard Laughing out loud

Oops!

My team's in pretty good shape though
So hopefully the luck will turn back next week

Quote: don rushmore @ 9th March 2014, 6:40 PM GMT

I've built a machine that uses patterns, algorithms and science to predict likely goalscorers.

Successive 'round' wins for poseiDON adventure. Luck 0 - 2 Science

Yesterday was an unmitigated disaster.

Van Persie (c) 4 points
Mata (c**t) 2 points
Januzaj 2 points
Adebayor 2 points

I think I may have to accept the possibility that I may not retain my title this season.

Quote: don rushmore @ 17th March 2014, 2:33 AM GMT

Successive 'round' wins for poseiDON adventure. Luck 0 - 2 Science

We all know it was really down to the name change, Don. :)

I'm trying EVERYTHING, mate. I even changed my kit to match Steve's. Cos green is supposed to be lucky. Desperate, eh?

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