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Are there any TV ads now that aren't about starving children, dying donkeys, battered wives, or now a new one about sexually abused kids??
I need f**king counselling to sit through every ad break. F**k's sake.

Turn the volume down and play yackety sax

Is that a euphemism.

Quote: lofthouse @ 15th March 2014, 9:58 PM GMT

Fck me

Kids today are right little bastards

TTPYO - inaccurate sweeping generalisations.

Quote: zooo @ 15th March 2014, 11:37 PM GMT

Are there any TV ads now that aren't about starving children, dying donkeys, battered wives, or now a new one about sexually abused kids??
I need f**king counselling to sit through every ad break. F**k's sake.

Just pay your £2 per month and everything will be fine.

Old rock stars making out how brave they are now that they've sworn off drugs. I appreciate that there are people out there that have difficult times and fall by the way side, but millionaire rock stars- sorry, no sympathy.....

Quote: zooo @ 15th March 2014, 11:37 PM GMT

Are there any TV ads now that aren't about starving children, dying donkeys, battered wives, or now a new one about sexually abused kids??
I need f**king counselling to sit through every ad break. F**k's sake.

I'd rather watch a starving donkey get sexually abused then sit through that car advert featuring the rowing couple and the talking text messages. I'm also confused by the overriding message: 'Hey girls, your boyfriend's a cockbag, buy our car'.

Don't think I've seen that one! I await it with trepidation.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 15th March 2014, 11:59 PM GMT

Just pay your £2 per month and everything will be fine.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ 15th March 2014, 11:37 PM GMT

Are there any TV ads now that aren't about starving children, dying donkeys, battered wives, or now a new one about sexually abused kids??
I need f**king counselling to sit through every ad break. F**k's sake.

Well on Facebook I just saw an elephant with its head blown off. Certainly didn't 'share' that one.

Bleh. Facebook people.

Please click the report button instead. I remember when you had to search for that kind of material (rotten.com) but now it's just fed to you in a news feed of utter grim.

Can't report them for feeling outraged about the elephant.

Quote: zooo @ 15th March 2014, 11:37 PM GMT

Are there any TV ads now that aren't about starving children, dying donkeys, battered wives, or now a new one about sexually abused kids??
I need f**king counselling to sit through every ad break. F**k's sake.

THIS!!

They're to good at making you feel horrible for not having the money :(

More breast cancer charity blackmail happening all over Facebook. This is their latest scam to get chicks to cough up dough -

To raise breast cancer awareness, women have to post a selfie of themselves without any make up on. This will raise awareness.

Those who refuse or chicken out, have to make a donation to a breast cancer charity. Those women who do neither are scorned, insulted and castigated.

It gets worse, because men are also idiots, they wanted in on the action, so to raise breast cancer awareness, they're appearing on Facebook wearing full make up. How hilarious - for these bent cocked manginas and their secret transvestite fetish - er, I mean these brave men who want to support the cause.

I never thought I'd miss neknominations.

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