Quote: lofthouse @ 13th March 2014, 8:23 PM GMTSootyj's butler/sex slave
Again?
Careers you wish you'd had. Page 3
Can we do a jobshare?
The in-house BCG masseuse.
Ben is flexing his fingers.
Quote: Jennie @ 13th March 2014, 9:56 AM GMTSports journalist.
I wanted to be a Tennis professional. Jennie, you could write about the "great white wonder from Switzerland"...not Federer, me!
Quote: lofthouse @ 13th March 2014, 8:23 PM GMTSootyj's butler/sex slave
You failed the interview.
You know why.
Quote: sootyj @ 13th March 2014, 9:01 PM GMTYou failed the interview.
You know why.
But passed the practical test?
It was the money - he couldn't afford it.
Artist, fashion designer, novelist (Bestselling, naturally) lawyer, long distance lorry driver.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 13th March 2014, 9:02 PM GMTBut passed the practical test?
No the zebra lived
Quote: keewik @ 13th March 2014, 10:45 PM GMTArtist, fashion designer, novelist (Bestselling, naturally) lawyer, long distance lorry driver.
Long distance Clara!
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 13th March 2014, 8:56 PM GMTI wanted to be a Tennis professional. Jennie, you could write about the "great white wonder from Switzerland"...not Federer, me!
That makes you sound like a shark. Now a tennis playing shark would be worth writing about.
Of course, I would also be writing articles about how amazing Christmas is. 
Only nine months!
Quote: zooo @ 13th March 2014, 11:08 PM GMTLong distance Clara!
Ooop and now I'm 4 years old again!
Quote: zooo @ 13th March 2014, 11:31 PM GMTOnly nine months!
...says the pregnancy test.