So you support Sarah Palin's right to be violent and the police's right to be violent but not the mob's right? You utter hypocrite... 
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,461
Quote: zooo @ 12th March 2014, 9:56 PM GMTSo you support Sarah Palin's right to be violent and the police's right to be violent but not the mob's right? You utter hypocrite...
That's me! Though I must step up my threats of murder on the innocent and the lawful if I'm going to catch up to the BCG mob.
I see they've just had elections in North Korea.
I can't wait to hear the results.
You won Chappers they'll be round to pick you up in an hour or so
Quote: Chappers @ 12th March 2014, 10:08 PM GMTI see they've just had elections in North Korea.
I can't wait to hear the results.
No doubt a big win for Kim, I've heard the opposition has really gone to the dogs this year.
Pedigree chumps
Speaking of deranged animal lovers being batshit mad as f**k, they're venting their ire at jockey Ruby Walsh who downplayed the death of a nag in a recent race by saying: 'You can replace a horse. You can't replace a human being. That's my feeling on it.'
In response, Nutty McNutball horse-racing consultant Dene Stansall said: 'He has shown callousness for the animals that have earned him a good living.'
'It's completely disrespectful. To treat the death of a horse in such a way shows that they are merely machines for people to make money.'
Meanwhile in the rest of Britain horse meat prices hit a new low as recession hit families flog their ponies for lasagne ingredients in record numbers...or just abandon or starve them to death.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th March 2014, 11:03 PM GMTNo doubt a big win for Kim, I've heard the opposition has really gone to the dogs this year.
Worthy of The Now Show, RC!
Quote: T.W. @ 12th March 2014, 11:22 PM GMTWorthy of The Now Show, RC!
Have my jokes really got that bad. 
If they become Newsjack worthy, then assisted suicide is my only option.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th March 2014, 11:28 PM GMTHave my jokes really got that bad.
Don't worry, as someone who (20 years ago) used to write topical gags for Weekending, I feel your shame.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-26563326
Woman gets 14 weeks jail for microwaving kitten.
How could she?
Everyone knows Cats taste better grilled
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 13th March 2014, 4:29 PM GMTHow could she?
Everyone knows Cats taste better grilled
Of course they have elections in North Korea, how else would they procleate?
Porn Stars are set to take on Feminists on Saturday over censoring of the sex industry. So who's rights should be trampled?
Quote: beaky @ 13th March 2014, 7:50 PM GMTOf course they have elections in North Korea, how else would they procleate?
Racist!