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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,458

Quote: Oldrocker @ 9th March 2014, 11:38 PM GMT

Where did that come from?

It's from an article in my local paper. They write a North Korean defector is reporting that a junta has taken over the power and uses kim as a dummy.Very doubtful though.

That girl who Tweeted and got ridiculed for her ignorance apparently has 17 GCSEs.

It's not so much the fact she got Barraco Barner's name wrong OR the fact she thought he was OUR President (a reflection on our education system that someone can still get that many qualifications).

It's more the fact that to my mind this is one of the most worrying situation in my lifetime. Russia's invasion of Ukraine I mean.

You weren't around in 1962 then ?

Interesting and well presented I think.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/special/2014/newsspec_7141/index.html

Where is this plane? Seems to be a relatively small area (unlike the Air France disaster) and yet no sign.

they should ask Chave Vallcharez

Quote: Jennie @ 11th March 2014, 9:02 AM GMT

Where is this plane? Seems to be a relatively small area (unlike the Air France disaster) and yet no sign.

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"Aliens!"

Quote: Chappers @ 10th March 2014, 8:45 PM GMT

That girl who Tweeted and got ridiculed for her ignorance apparently has 17 GCSEs.

It's not so much the fact she got Barraco Barner's name wrong OR the fact she thought he was OUR President (a reflection on our education system that someone can still get that many qualifications).

It's more the fact that to my mind this is one of the most worrying situation in my lifetime. Russia's invasion of Ukraine I mean.

She also has 2 Alevels in travel and tourism, I suspect her of fibbing

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 11th March 2014, 9:06 AM GMT
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"Aliens!"

That's exactly what I keep telling people. We're all doomed!

I am thinking more

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Me too!

Maybe the plane is sitting at the bottom of the ocean, but is still water tight and they're still all alive? Yep.

Quote: Jennie @ 11th March 2014, 9:02 AM GMT

Where is this plane? Seems to be a relatively small area (unlike the Air France disaster) and yet no sign.

And why do they not appear to using satellites to look for it? If a satellite can read a car number plate it should be able to throw some light on this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-26514827

A pregnant Great White Shark is on it's way to the UK! And yes, I've already pitched 'Shark-Natal' to Asylum Pictures / The Syfy Channel about a swarm of killer sharks invading flood hit Britain.

Asylum pictures, more like claiming asylum and a council flat

Quote: sootyj @ 11th March 2014, 1:02 PM GMT

Asylum pictures, more like claiming asylum and a council flat

I was going to go down that rich vein of comedy, but someone beat me to it -

http://newsthump.com/2014/03/11/pregnant-great-white-shark-only-heading-to-uk-for-the-benefits-claim-ukip/

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