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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2013/14 Page 94

Quote: roscoff @ 9th March 2014, 9:34 PM GMT

However that twat Erikson will not be getting a Christmas card from me. He really was a mistake long term wise!

I know he's injured now, but in terms of his recent form, I'd say blame AVB/Sherwood and all these bloated squads/rotation. Even Tom bloody Ince has been relegated to the bench by Pulis after a promising start. Don't these PL managers give us poor FF managers a moment's thought and consideration when they pull these stunts?!

Factor in transfer hits and I got the best score, 49.

Talking of points, don't forget the prize for 'highest round' is still up for grabs. Currently in the lead, Rob H (remember him?) and Ben with 107.

Nobody mentioned anything about prizes before!

*rushes off to buy Suarez and 3 Gooners*

We have a big ceremony, George. Lots of awards. There's also an 'In Memoriam' section, same as the Oscars. We remember people, like Rob H, who f**ked off without explanation.

Have we ordered Chappers' wooden spoon yet?

*sniffs his tux*

Quote: don rushmore @ 9th March 2014, 10:21 PM GMT

We remember people, like Rob H, who f**ked off without explanation.

Rob's had a rough old season as a Fulham fan. Must be tough. I don't think Felix Megadeth is the answer, somehow.

Quote: Badge @ 9th March 2014, 9:14 PM GMT

You're just copying Steve Sunshine from last week.

Nicely done :)

Gerry, remaining as tight-lipped as ever, even though he used to be a professional sports writer.

Quote: don rushmore @ 9th March 2014, 6:40 PM GMT

True story - I've built a machine that uses patterns, algorithms and science to predict likely goalscorers. It predicted Rooney would score against West Brom, so I signed him.

Quote: Ben @ 9th March 2014, 8:20 PM GMT

I picked Rooney purely on a hunch. A hunch which paid off. Luck always plays a big part in these things. When Hazard got a hat trick the other week, I'd captained him for the first time. I thought he'd have a better game than Suarez that week, but it was nothing more than a hunch.

I think we should inject some reality into this forum. The truth is that it's been a very unpredictable season and people have benefitted. As far as I'm aware, no-one's actually going to the matches and making notes on the players. I made notes on Suarez when I went to cup game at the Emirates and it was immediately obvious why he hadn't been scoring, which is why I captained him the following week, but even so it's was still essentially an educated punt.

It's okay to have a hunch but there was nothing to suggest that Rooney was going to do a f**king thing against West Brom. In fact everything pointed the other way, from his diabolically low shots-on-goal tally over the last three months to the two he blasted miles over from thirty yards out in the international match, mid week.

It's luck gentlemen.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 10th March 2014, 6:46 PM GMT

I think we should inject some reality into this forum. The truth is that it's been a very unpredictable season and people have benefitted. As far as I'm aware, no-one's actually going to the matches and making notes on the players. I made notes on Suarez when I went to cup game at the Emirates and it was immediately obvious why he hadn't been scoring, which is why I captained him the following week, but even so it's was still essentially an educated punt.

It's okay to have a hunch but there was nothing to suggest that Rooney was going to do a f**king thing against West Brom. In fact everything pointed the other way, from his diabolically low shots-on-goal tally over the last three months to the two he blasted miles over from thirty yards out in the international match, mid week.

It's luck gentlemen.

Never in all my years have I heard such a sore loser.

there was nothing to suggest that Rooney was going to do a f**king thing against West Brom.

Pfft. GW29 had "Wayne Enterprises" written all over it. Why? Some reasons here.

1) He often scores against West Brom. 7 goals in 13 games.

2) He scored the previous GW.

3) Point to prove after a shit England display.

All things considered, the boy was an OBVIOUS choice.

Quote: Ben @ 10th March 2014, 8:46 PM GMT

Never in all my years have I heard such a sore loser.

Here's more soreness for you - add my -32pts to my score and I'd now be in second place - just 134 points behind Steve.

Who's this Rooney fella?

Oh, you mean Wazza!

Did Aguero come off injured?
That boy is made of glass

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 12th March 2014, 9:42 PM GMT

Did Aguero come off injured?
That boy is made of glass

He certainly did. I hear some idiots transferred him in on Monday; you just can't believe the total lack of common sense.

I didn't do that, no sir.

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