British Comedy Guide

Charley

Right!

SHE is really a 90 year old transexual with tendencies towards gerbils. You think that photo is rough - you should see her/it in real life.

Whenever I hear the Pogues christmas song, Fairytale of New York, the line "you're an old slut on junk" always seems to remind me of Charley...

She seems like such a happy lady though, even the smallest of things make her laugh, which is unfortunate for her husband.

I thought you were the same person anyway? Or am I getting confused :S

Yey, hooray for the Charley!
Says what she likes and likes what she bloody well says.

And she's always telling us of her magnificent vag.

She's much funnier than most women.

But she doesn't take it up the shitter, which is more important than telling jokes in my opinion.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ February 22, 2008, 1:18 AM

But she doesn't take it up the shitter

You probably just didn't ask nicely enough.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ February 22, 2008, 1:18 AM

She's much funnier than most women.

But she doesn't take it up the shitter, which is more important than telling jokes in my opinion.

Laughing out loud I do. In excange for an 99 ice cream with 2 flakes.

Quote: David Chapman @ February 22, 2008, 12:55 AM

Right!

SHE is really a 90 year old transexual with tendencies towards gerbils. You think that photo is rough - you should see her/it in real life.

I take the claws out of the gerbils first Dave. (Tsk)

Quote: Charisma @ February 22, 2008, 12:58 AM

Whenever I hear the Pogues christmas song, Fairytale of New York, the line "you're an old slut on junk" always seems to remind me of Charley...

She seems like such a happy lady though, even the smallest of things make her laugh, which is unfortunate for her husband.

Laughing out loud

I love Charley - she understands my needs!

Quote: Charley @ February 22, 2008, 2:59 AM

Laughing out loud I do. In excange for an 99 ice cream with 2 flakes.

*goes to find an ice cream van*

Quote: David Chapman @ February 22, 2008, 12:55 AM

Right!

SHE is really a 90 year old transexual with tendencies towards gerbils. You think that photo is rough - you should see her/it in real life.

Two Words. hot stuff.

Charley makes meLaughing out loud . ILovey her.

Just for Charley.

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Funny, nice and so foul that at times I can't finish reading her jokes.

She is our pervy pornographic fairy godmotherfooker!

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