I must admit I was not convinced. Apparently it is all about "contours".
I am also off to Cumberland Lodge this weekend for a barrister thing. The Lodge is in Great Windsor Park and on Sunday we get to go to church if we like.
I was ambivalent about the church attendance until I realised the Queen was going to be there! Obviously my religious devotion has now increased rather dramatically.
Now, what to wear for church with the Queen?
I wouldn't be surprised if they are trained to try and give customers a complex over 'flaws' that don't exist!
Quote: zooo @ 6th March 2014, 7:39 PM GMTI wouldn't be surprised if they are trained to try and give customers a complex over 'flaws' that don't exist!
Either that, ORRR it says on the application forms "would you say you are a complete and total cowbag bitch?"
That must be the reason these places are ALWAYS full of them. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ 6th March 2014, 5:44 PM GMTAfter six long months, I've finally got another job!
Woooooooo!
Congratulations Nil!
Is it mending remote controls? 
Quote: beaky @ 6th March 2014, 7:29 PM GMTSandpaper?
Quote: Nil Putters @ 6th March 2014, 5:44 PM GMTAfter six long months, I've finally got another job!
Nice one, Nil!
Thanks!
No, Hannah.
Quote: Jennie @ 6th March 2014, 7:33 PM GMT
I am also off to Cumberland Lodge this weekend for a barrister thing. The Lodge is in Great Windsor Park and on Sunday we get to go to church if we like.
I was ambivalent about the church attendance until I realised the Queen was going to be there! Obviously my religious devotion has now increased rather dramatically.
Now, what to wear for church with the Queen?
In my book that would be a good reason to stay away, not that I'd go anyway.
Quote: Nil Putters @ 6th March 2014, 5:44 PM GMTAfter six long months, I've finally got another job!
Way to go. We can stop calling you White Nil now: 
Quote: Jennie @ 6th March 2014, 7:28 PM GMTJennie is cross with the rude woman on the make-up counter who recommended a product to "make noses look smaller."
I've always thought my nose was rather small. Clearly I was wrong.
I frequently get cross with members of my family who.suggest I should wear more make up. I usually only wear black eyeshadow if anything.
Regarding windows upgrade- hope the work computers haven't been upgraded to the new version. As the youngest person in the office, I was already the go to person when people didn't know something microsfty. Thing is that the version of programmes weren't the ones I learnt on and just managed to fudge my way thru.
Are you a lady Reds?
Quote: Will Cam @ 6th March 2014, 11:59 PM GMTAre you a lady Reds?
Yep.
apologies, for reasons I can't explain I always though you were a bloke.
What a twonk >_<
Quote: Will Cam @ 7th March 2014, 12:09 AM GMT
What a twonk >_<
No aplogy needed. I think alot of people on here have thought I'm a bloke at some point. Until a year or two ago, alit of people who met me in person seemed to think I was a bOy
Quote: Nil Putters @ 5th March 2014, 8:47 PM GMTI renewed my car's Tax Disc the other day and the woman in the Post Office didn't even want to see my MOT. I was flabbergasted.
I don't think they need to now; I suspect the Post Office detail entry behind the counter is online to the DVLC and the DVLC knows if the MOT of any current car Licence number is up-to-date.
Quote: reds @ 7th March 2014, 12:43 AM GMTall of people who met me in person seemed to think I was a bOy
I don't think you meant to write that phrase quite like that. 
I've just started a sponsored slim in aid of residential care home for old folk. They have a social fund that allows them to go on trips out and have events staged at the home too.
My goal is to lose 1 stone 9lbs by mid-July so that I'm nearer 10 stone than 20 (you can work out from that how much I weigh right now) 
I've also given up wine and chocolate for Lent. Chocolate will be tricky but as I don't drink so much wine that won't be so bad - bring on the beers!
Quote: Jennie @ 6th March 2014, 7:33 PM GMTI am also off to Cumberland Lodge this weekend for a barrister thing. The Lodge is in Great Windsor Park and on Sunday we get to go to church if we like.
I was ambivalent about the church attendance until I realised the Queen was going to be there! Obviously my religious devotion has now increased rather dramatically.
Now, what to wear for church with the Queen?
Very posh. Only let down by the presence of the Queen. I cannot bring myself to bow...to anybody. I am a republican and I don't see why you should show deference to someone else. What makes them any better than you? Because that's what it infers surely?
I have no problems with people who think she's great. My parents do. I however beg to differ
