I find all nudity obsene
I've never seen my self naked, if I want to know what I look like I go to the public swimming baths and get crowd sourced feedback.
I may move this process to the internet.
As people can be very hurtful in person.
Comfort Food Page 6
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th March 2014, 9:26 AM GMTI cannot believe that anyone would find offence in the female form, which has been worshipped for millennia and the animal heads were there for a joke, with no intention of upsetting anyone - fortunately most people took it for what it was; but if you are having a problem with it then can I refer you to what Mark, the British Comedy Guide Editor informed me in an email reply to my complaint about the use of M-F:-
"If you're easily offended please don't visit the forums - they're intended to be a place where adults can share jokes,(my edit) some of which may indeed be deemed crude."
It did not change my mind of course to the use of that phrase, but I took that on board and moved on.
Two points here:-
1/. "It's ingenious to feign ignorance"
No way was it "feign ignorance" - I genuinely thought that on an adult forum it would be taken in the humourous vein that was intended.
And
2/. "that they could be seen as offensive material on a thread about comfort food"
So what's this to do with comfort food that you posted?:-
"It's ok, they endorse cross breeding as long as you promise to name all the boys Bagpuss and the girls Topcat."
That's OK, 'cos posters do wander off topic a little bit, but it seems that some people are more equal than others.
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Thanks.
Links?
Ask George.
Y'know Roper isn't his real surname? It's just how he captures his victims.
Being a foreigner I must come to the conclusion that "comfort food" has a completely different meaning to the one I initially thought of. Very odd thread.
Quote: zooo @ 6th March 2014, 10:48 AM GMTbreasts
Yes please!
My advice to Hercules: Relax! And stop posting tits, that's just childish...and Roper's job.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th March 2014, 9:26 AM GMT...but it seems that some people are more equal than others.
I'm not completely disagreeing with you on the "clique-sucject", you can't prevent such phenomena...and it's ok, that's life. People who know each other for a longer period will always confine themselves from the rookies, on- and offline. But this case is different: For someone who is allegedly offended by the MF-word and starts a thread to complain about it you're using a lot of gutterlanguage, cheap innuendos and now even saucy pics in your own posts (at least that's my perception). It's this sort of seeming double standard that's upsetting a few people here, I think. I'm not offended by it, but it makes me raise my eyebrows.
My comfort food is: Spaghetti Bolognese a la Bennett's Mum
I'm not taking anyone's side, I'm not really interested, but I will say that I think it's really sad that in our society we automatically see a naked body as porn or obscene or offensive, or all sorts of other bad things. We really do have very weird attitudes towards it, that aren't natural they come from the bible but we still hang on to them.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 6th March 2014, 11:46 AM GMTBeing a foreigner I must come to the conclusion that "comfort food" has a completely different meaning to the one I initially thought of. Very odd thread.
What does it mean to you then Gordon?
I can't think what else it might mean...
Quote: Hannah G @ 6th March 2014, 2:22 PM GMTWhat does it mean to you then Gordon?
I can't think what else it might mean...
I was only joking. You see, the thread is titled "comfort food" but everybody's talking about tits and genitals for the last two or three pages.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 6th March 2014, 2:58 PM GMTI was only joking. You see, the thread is titled "comfort food" but everybody's talking about tits and genitals for the last two or three pages.
Yup, apologies for wandering off the Comfort Food thread that I started, but certain naughty people lead me down that path, and now I am exhausted with it all. 
Birds Eye Omega 3 fish fingers with McCain crinkle chips and marrowfat peas.
And now, if I may have one last gasp - another tit:-
Warm flapjack mix.
I've just made pecan and apricot flapjack. I deliberately overdid the ingredients to compensate for the amount that inevitably ends up in my mouth.
Buttery-oaty-syrupy joy.
EDIT: I don't know if it is the fact that I am doing a sex case at the moment, or indeed some of the prior posts on this thread - but that sounds a bit rude. I don't mean it to. 
Lol. I think I would happily just eat the mix and forget baking it at all. (Same with cakes, actually.)
It's true. I have a friend who dislikes cookie dough. I'm not sure I trust someone who dislikes cookie dough.
In other news, I was complimented on my cool pink dinosaur necklace the other day 
Crumpets or toasted teacakes with lots of butter.
Quote: Jennie @ 6th March 2014, 7:30 PM GMTIt's true. I have a friend who dislikes cookie dough. I'm not sure I trust someone who dislikes cookie dough.
In other news, I was complimented on my cool pink dinosaur necklace the other day
Yayy!!
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 6th March 2014, 2:58 PM GMTI was only joking. You see, the thread is titled "comfort food" but everybody's talking about tits and genitals for the last two or three pages.
Oh of course >_< 
Sorry Gordon, I'm sooooo slow sometimes 