Quote: keewik @ 6th March 2014, 5:29 PM GMTTen minutes ago I finally cracked and sat weeping in front of this bloody new laptop. I can't even find how to close a Word document. I thought progress meant making things simpler. And where the Hell has block and copy disappeared to on Google? I now have a blinding headache.
I needed about 10 minutes to figure out how to shut down the computer the first time.
And if you shut it down and forgot to close one flipping word document it doesn't shutdown
Windows 7 would store a temporary file.
Now I pop out my laptop and the batteries been draining.
F**k you Bill Gates.
After six long months, I've finally got another job! 
Quote: sootyj @ 6th March 2014, 5:42 PM GMTF**k you Bill Gates.
Let's hit him with the fecking "tiles"!
Quote: Nil Putters @ 6th March 2014, 5:44 PM GMTAfter six long months, I've finally got another job!
Congrats!
Quote: Nil Putters @ 6th March 2014, 5:44 PM GMTAfter six long months, I've finally got another job!
well done what are you doing
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 6th March 2014, 5:45 PM GMTLet's hit him with the fecking "tiles"!
Congrats!
Tiles should call them piles because they're a pain in the bum
Quote: sootyj @ 6th March 2014, 5:47 PM GMTwell done what are you doing
Some sort of dance by the looks of it.
Well done Nils.
Nils is smaller and more afro American then I remember, I wonder if he's Prince's body double.
Thanks everyone!
How much of your first pay cheque will be spent on Lego?
Hehee.
Quote: Nil Putters @ 6th March 2014, 5:44 PM GMTAfter six long months, I've finally got another job!
CONGRATULATIONS!
Quote: Ben @ 6th March 2014, 8:00 AM GMTThere's going to be someone else in there interviewing with me, so we'll probably take turns being nice/dick.
Just make sure you're not both dicks at the same time. It can be difficult taking two dicks at once.
Jennie is cross with the rude woman on the make-up counter who recommended a product to "make noses look smaller."
I've always thought my nose was rather small. Clearly I was wrong.
Quote: Jennie @ 6th March 2014, 7:28 PM GMTJennie is cross with the rude woman on the make-up counter who recommended a product to "make noses look smaller."
I've always thought my nose was rather small. Clearly I was wrong.
Sandpaper?