Well seeing as we are all doing it.
How old do you think he really is?
Is he Golam?
Do you know he is having dance classes.
Come on spill the beans. What do you really think of the old git.
PS. I 
him. I him A LOT!!!!!
David Chapman
About time this thread was made. I didn't think it'd get created before he died. Phew!
I dunno, we could already be too late.
I reckon he's alright, and has taken the crown back from Adam for making really, really poor puns and totally misreading things to make 'jokes' which don't work in the slightest.
But we tolerate him anyway.
.
I'm with Paul, I think Dave is wicked. And that opinion is heightened by the fact that he just gave me three 
's in another thread!
If one of them thing's mean what I think it does. The dirty dog, and at his age, must be on the ginseng.
Quote: Paul Carroll @ February 22, 2008, 12:54 AMI think Dave comes across a decent fella.
Before anyone else does.
Funny, quick witted guy in my honest opinion.
DO NOT associate him with manu though 
Quote: David Chapman @ February 22, 2008, 12:57 AMBefore anyone else does.
For spotting that before I did, you get a boo.
BOO!
The 'man' in black.
The only forum member who used to be a referee.
So not really a player. 
He sent me off once for cheeking him in a thread. Then a while later he sent me off again, but I hadn't come back on the pitch!
I think Charley should f**k him to death on his next birthday. The Slags can film it and slap a techno beat over it and stick it up on the youtube.
I'm touched - extremely.
Quote: David Chapman @ February 22, 2008, 12:57 AMBefore anyone else does.
You tired of having to settle for sloppy seconds then? Eager to make your 'mark' first?
And Paul, yes, he loves Manchester United. And yes, he used to be a referee!
Quote: Paul Carroll @ February 22, 2008, 1:06 AMis Dave a Man U fan and was he a referee?
I'm slightly put out that people don't seem to trust what i say!
If he wasn't once a referee, I wouldn't have said he was. I didn't say he used to be a woman.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ February 22, 2008, 1:12 AMI didn't say he used to be a woman.
So he is one now? I knew it!