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I'm surprised is not more!

Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th March 2014, 9:56 PM GMT

Did you see/hear today that tomato sauce is 23% sugar !?

Disgusting

whats the other 77 percent, tomatoes

disgusting

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 5th March 2014, 8:14 PM GMT

Well, now I'm totally confused.

Lee asked me what toasted pussy was, I made a joke of it and along the way showed photos of 5 tits

But it wasn't just 'five tits'! It was two graphic nude pictures of women with animals heads coming out of their genitals!
It's ingenious to feign ignorance that they could be seen as offensive material on a thread about comfort food.
But hey ho.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 5th March 2014, 11:03 PM GMT

But it wasn't just 'five tits'! It was two graphic nude pictures of women with animals heads coming out of their genitals!
It's ingenious to feign ignorance that they could be seen as offensive material on a thread about comfort food.
But hey ho.

Hey if it's women with cats coming out of their hoohas then check out this link or don't.

We're all grown ups here.

http://www.flotsamandcatsam.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bellykitties.jpg

Cats do seem to have a knack of finding the comfiest spots.

Shandy I'm calling the cats protection league for your own good.

Macaroni cheese, nowthat's some serious comfort food.

Quote: sootyj @ 5th March 2014, 11:25 PM GMT

Shandy I'm calling the cats protection league for your own good.

It's ok, they endorse cross breeding as long as you promise to name all the boys Bagpuss and the girls Topcat.

Top Cat is a guy and Bagpuss is a homosexual

what are they playing at

Garfield is a bit of an enigma though, hard to read that one.

Bagpuss is beautiful.

Hey Keewik why did you refuse to wear pants in ASDA

Quote: keewik @ 5th March 2014, 11:50 PM GMT

Bagpuss is beautiful.

You still got an ASBO

Quote: sootyj @ 5th March 2014, 11:09 PM GMT

We're all grown ups here.

Well, I never thought I would hear myself saying this after we crossed swords in a previous thread, but THANK YOU Sootyj. :)

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 5th March 2014, 11:03 PM GMT

But it wasn't just 'five tits'! It was two graphic nude pictures of women with animals heads coming out of their genitals!
It's ingenious to feign ignorance that they could be seen as offensive material on a thread about comfort food.
But hey ho.

I cannot believe that anyone would find offence in the female form, which has been worshipped for millennia and the animal heads were there for a joke, with no intention of upsetting anyone - fortunately most people took it for what it was; but if you are having a problem with it then can I refer you to what Mark, the British Comedy Guide Editor informed me in an email reply to my complaint about the use of M-F:-

"If you're easily offended please don't visit the forums - they're intended to be a place where adults can share jokes,(my edit) some of which may indeed be deemed crude."

It did not change my mind of course to the use of that phrase, but I took that on board and moved on.

Two points here:-

1/. "It's ingenious to feign ignorance"

No way was it "feign ignorance" - I genuinely thought that on an adult forum it would be taken in the humourous vein that was intended.

And

2/. "that they could be seen as offensive material on a thread about comfort food"

So what's this to do with comfort food that you posted?:-

"It's ok, they endorse cross breeding as long as you promise to name all the boys Bagpuss and the girls Topcat."

That's OK, 'cos posters do wander off topic a little bit, but it seems that some people are more equal than others.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th March 2014, 9:26 AM GMT

I cannot believe that anyone would find offence in the female form

Obviously the tireless ranting of Claire short and Harriet Harman has not reached you.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th March 2014, 9:26 AM GMT

I cannot believe that anyone would find offence in the female form,

That's a really screwed up and inverted argument in so many many ways within the context of the pics posted.

I've nothing more to say about it now. I'm out.

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