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Depending on which Kindle, you could point out that she will be wasting £XX of money which was hard for you to earn. So the effective cost of the ticket will be £xxx

Point out that she would feel much better if she could find a temporary job and EARN by her own efforts the money for her friends ticket.

Quote: Tuumble @ 4th March 2014, 4:50 PM GMT

My (nearly) 15 year old daughter What are people's thoughts?

Looks like you're going to need three tickets . . .

Q: Are there any age restrictions for One Direction tickets?

A: Any age can attend. However, in the reserved seats anyone 11 and under must be accompanied by an adult over 18. On the standing pitch anyone 15 and under must be accompanied by an adult over 18.

Not sure if I should be offened or happy that I don't seem to be asked for id anymore. Buying a bottle of wine at self checkout last night the attendent who came to verify my items just picked the 'cudtomer is clearly over 18 box'. Earlier getting into a club I was fumbling in my bag for id and security said it was ok. for years after I turned 18 I was asked for id, even when with friends who were same age or younger who weren't asked. Never believed people when they said one day I would wish they asked.

I renewed my car's Tax Disc the other day and the woman in the Post Office didn't even want to see my MOT. I was flabbergasted.

You and your prison lingo.

Mate, when you're doing an eight stretch, and you're in the echo hanging off the wrong end of a shiv. And some hench cat wants you to nosh him off, you better hope you have your jammer ready before you get a razing up.

Ben has a couple of hours free. Perhaps it's time to watch one of those films he's had sitting round for ages...

Quote: Nil Putters @ 5th March 2014, 9:04 PM GMT

Mate, when you're doing an eight stretch, and you're in the echo hanging off the wrong end of a shiv. And some hench cat wants you to nosh him off, you better hope you have your jammer ready before you get a razing up.

You're selling what now?

My girlfriend was working from home today and got to the end of the day before realising she'd forgotten to turn the light on this morning, and had been sat in the dark for eight hours.

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Quote: Raymond Terrific @ 5th March 2014, 9:30 PM GMT

My girlfriend was working from home today and got to the end of the day before realising she'd forgotten to turn the light on this morning, and had been sat in the dark for eight hours.

Are there no windows in the room you 'keep' her in?

She had the curtains drawn, screen glare I guess.

Quote: Raymond Terrific @ 5th March 2014, 9:35 PM GMT

She had the curtains drawn, screen glare I guess.

More like the menacing glare of Raymond Terrific.

For the first time ever, Ben will be the interviewer and not interviewee.

Quote: Ben @ 6th March 2014, 7:38 AM GMT

For the first time ever, Ben will be the interviewer and not interviewee.

Be nice!...no, be a dick....no, be...POWER!!!

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