Quote: zooo @ 2nd March 2014, 3:38 PM GMTCan you lot distract her so I can steal her chocolate coin?
You mean Lofty and I should provoke her until she's beating us up?
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Quote: lofthouse @ 2nd March 2014, 2:32 PM GMTNot for me
Couldn't be with any woman that can beat me at arm wrestling
Just say you are left handed, that should get you out of about 90% of arm wrestling challenges.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 2nd March 2014, 3:43 PM GMTYou mean Lofty and I should provoke her until she's beating us up?
That would work.
Quote: zooo @ 2nd March 2014, 3:38 PM GMTCan you lot distract her so I can steal her chocolate coin?
That Ukrainian admiral looks a nice bit of rough, mind you, he soon defected to the Russians, so could you trust him in a long-term relationship?
Quote: William Purry @ 2nd March 2014, 8:44 AM GMTElizabeth Horne, who lifts weights and does bendy/crushy things with her hands.
She's a pretty gal. She could pin me down any day of the week.
You mean you want her to rape you?
Takes all sorts...
She's holding one of Ben's flattened testicles which she's had gilded as a trophy.
No, she can only close a Captains of Crush no. 2 gripper. Bollock obliteration is no. 3 stuff.
I would.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th March 2014, 12:11 AM GMTI would.
Christ Is That Really Nigella Lawson Wow. me to 
Quote: george roper @ 5th March 2014, 1:19 AM GMTIs That Really Nigella Lawson
I think if the person is unrecognisable in the photo, then you can be safe in saying they don't really look like that.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th March 2014, 12:11 AM GMT
The white lines really suit her 
Anyway, there was a very sexy man on Graham Norton last week but I don't know who he was so I can't get a pic.
He was Irish, I think he was in Breking Bad...
Graham Norton wasn't in Breaking Bad.
Aaron Paul
Or something