British Comedy Guide

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"Spillage on isle one"

Quote: Ben @ 21st February 2014, 8:03 PM GMT

No matter which supermarket I go in, there's always at least one checkout girl who I think is a knockout.

Does this affect your choice of queue Ben? Pleased

"heart flutters"

Lovey

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Quote: Oldrocker @ 23rd February 2014, 12:27 AM GMT

"heart flutters"

Lovey

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Beautiful...eyes...(really).

Who is she, Oldrocker? She's a beauuuuuuuutiful lady.

She's the skip of the British curling team...Eve Muirhead.

She beat Switzerland in the bronze medal game. Angry

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 23rd February 2014, 11:13 AM GMT

Eve Muirhead.

She can give me Muirhead any day of the week.

:O

Apologies.

Lorraine Kelly - especially when she has her sheepdog bra on and proudly displays her "tuts".

Have you seen her growler?

Quote: Ben @ 23rd February 2014, 11:14 AM GMT

She can give me Muirhead any day of the week.

:O

Apologies.

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Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd February 2014, 1:01 PM GMT

Have you seen her growler?

Yes, it smelt of haggis and ate my deep fried battered Mars bar.

Elizabeth Horne, who lifts weights and does bendy/crushy things with her hands.

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Not for me

Couldn't be with any woman that can beat me at arm wrestling

Her face is nice though.

Can you lot distract her so I can steal her chocolate coin?

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