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Sausages with apple don't work, apple absorbs fluid so they always come out chewy and wrong.

Try the german style, I think viennese ones.

About to have Chicken and Mushroom Noodles.

Reduced in price from £2.75 to 20p and still in date!

Quote: sootyj @ 1st March 2014, 10:17 PM GMT

Sausages with apple don't work, apple absorbs fluid so they always come out chewy and wrong.

Try the german style, I think viennese ones.

I used to have some really nice, juicy apple'd sausages. But this would have been 6+ years ago.

I'm trying not to eat processed foods anyways. I just thought these would be nice, they weren't.

Are butcher's sausages, like made fresh in front of your face, much better?

I think with sausages, unless they're something really special like Merguezz and Boerwurst, then I go for regular high quality.

I tried hoisin duck sausages recently. I did not like.

Sounds quacking!

Quote: Lee @ 1st March 2014, 10:24 PM GMT

Are butcher's sausages, like made fresh in front of your face, much better?

Some butcher's sausages are better than other butcher's sausages.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 1st March 2014, 10:37 PM GMT

Could you please put the White Widow to one side for a moment and rewrite that in english?

To the left hand side? Smarmy

Quote: Ben @ 1st March 2014, 10:37 PM GMT

Some butcher's sausages are better than other butcher's sausages.

Is this the same with their penises?

Quote: Ben @ 1st March 2014, 10:37 PM GMT

Some butcher's sausages are better than other butcher's sausages.

and other are just as crap, except they're made by a butcher.

German sausage puns on a Saturday night. This is one for the diary.

One thing about the influx of Poles etc, at least you can get some authentic Eastern European sausages etc.

http://groceries.asda.com/asda-webstore/landing/home.shtml?cmpid=ahc-_-ghs-sna7-_-asdacom-dsk-_-hp&#/shelf/910000977090

Eating a handful of dry roast peanuts.

Now that's how you do a Sunday!

Cereal bars.

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