Quote: sootyj @ 25th February 2014, 8:43 PM GMTYou could just buy a baby meerkat, there's a guy down my local can sort anything.
That Danish giraffe, put this way it didn't get a bolt in the back of the neck....
I only paid half price because I let them film me.
Mind you I had to buy my own balaclava.
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Quote: sootyj @ 25th February 2014, 8:43 PM GMTYou could just buy a baby meerkat,
We've got a musical ice cream scoop.
We used it on Sunday and washed it up. Now suddenly two days later the bloody thing keeps playing f**king "Green Sleeves" and we can't turn it off.
Quote: sootyj @ 25th February 2014, 8:43 PM GMTYou could just buy a baby meerkat, there's a guy down my local can sort anything.
That Danish giraffe, put this way it didn't get a bolt in the back of the neck....
I only paid half price because I let them film me.
Mind you I had to buy my own balaclava.
Did they give you a free zebra for your trouble? 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxXZ_uEVr9c
The McVities advert - look more friggin' cats. Why aren't women complaining about this sexist stereotyping? I bet I could sell chicks canisters of nerve gas if I put enough kittens in the advert.
Yeah, who do they think they are? Losers!
Quote: Lee @ 25th February 2014, 11:43 PM GMTYeah, who do they think they are? Losers!
Tch-yeah. I'm glad someone gets me.
Belly button fluff. What's up with that stuff?
Quote: Lee @ 25th February 2014, 11:58 PM GMTBelly button fluff. What's up with that stuff?
Wot?
You want to buy some?
I know someone who . . . .
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 25th February 2014, 11:27 PM GMThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxXZ_uEVr9c
The McVities advert - look more friggin' cats. Why aren't women complaining about this sexist stereotyping? I bet I could sell chicks canisters of nerve gas if I put enough kittens in the advert.
To me that just plants an unsavoury image of cat hair sticking to my lovely choccy biscuits... 
At the minute not too much is pissing me off.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 26th February 2014, 9:33 AM GMTTo me that just plants an unsavoury image of cat hair sticking to my lovely choccy biscuits...
Quote: Ben @ 26th February 2014, 10:46 PM GMTAt the minute not too much is pissing me off.
Allow me to correct that oversight for you -
Moyes, who left teenager Adnan Januzaj out of the squad, admitted they had not done enough to secure a potentially valuable away goal.
"I am just surprised," he added. "I didn't see that level of performance coming, I just didn't see it.
"It's the worst we've played in Europe. We didn't offer enough on the night to create a goal.
You're welcome. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 26th February 2014, 11:10 PM GMTleft teenager Adnan Januzaj out of the squad
That did rather irk me at first, but then I realised it meant I didn't have to gaze upon his terrible new barnet.
Therefore, still unpissed.
Actually, there is something that pisses me off. People who respond to a text message with "huh?". I find it such an incredibly rude and dismissive response.
Huh?