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Ground Hog is one of the best films of all time, he was a genius.

Total genius.
And now the new Ghostbusters film will definitely never happen. :(

It was doubtful anyway, as Murray didn't seem keen.

True, but there was the possibilityyy.

Quote: zooo @ 24th February 2014, 7:39 PM GMT

Total genius.
And now the new Ghostbusters film will definitely never happen. :(

Well they could use a CGI version, in fact he Egon could be a ghost.

And they could call it only Bust Some Ghost Ghost Busters

but they'd probably insist on having Zooey Deschanel in it and it would be a romcom.

And it would be shit and an insult to his memory, how did you come up with such a terrible idea.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-26314009

I say let the Scots have the oil and gas. 300 years ago when they joined the Union, we didn't want their oil and gas and 300 years from now, we won't want their oil or gas. So let them enjoy a few short years of decent revenue before their country goes under.

80% of the UK's wealth is generated in London and the South East, 80% of all UK jobs are generated in London and the South East, we'll be fine. With all that money and new jobs, you can see why the Scots are so reluctant to take orders from Westminster.

Hmm, maybe we need a London independence campaign?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26320927

How long before the tedious Shami Chakrabarti and her civil liberty friends start going on?

Quote: Oldrocker @ 25th February 2014, 12:31 AM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26320927

How long before the tedious Shami Chakrabarti and her civil liberty friends start going on?

it does look like an enormous winged penis, so I hope the RPSB complain about sexually harassed gulls.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 25th February 2014, 12:01 AM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-26314009

I say let the Scots have the oil and gas. 300 years ago when they joined the Union, we didn't want their oil and gas and 300 years from now, we won't want their oil or gas. So let them enjoy a few short years of decent revenue before their country goes under.

80% of the UK's wealth is generated in London and the South East, 80% of all UK jobs are generated in London and the South East, we'll be fine. With all that money and new jobs, you can see why the Scots are so reluctant to take orders from Westminster.

Hmm, maybe we need a London independence campaign?

I suppose England could always buy oil & gas from the Scots, though where England would we get Scottish Pounds from to pay for it I know not.

Perhaps England could forge them.

Smarmy

I do so hope that the murderers of Lee Rigby are allowed to mingle with their fellow inmates to help with their rehabilitation.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 26th February 2014, 9:05 PM GMT

I do so hope that the murderers of Lee Rigby are allowed to mingle with their fellow inmates to help with their rehabilitation.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lee-rigby-trial-bnp-supporters-3185576

The BNP showed up with a fake gallows and shouts of 'hang them!'. The family complained of having to go through the ordeal, his widow is worried that her son will have to see constant images of how his father died, the murderers fought with the security guards in court. One of the killers was given a 'whole life' sentence which breaches human rights under EU law.

I was castigated for suggesting a more dignified, less public trial. My views haven't changed.

:O

http://www.theguardian.com/childrens-books-site/2014/feb/27/john-mcnally-top-10-crazy-science-facts-true-or-false

Polo mints light up when you break then?

:O

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26362034

Angular Merkin met Herr Cameron and Das Queensryche in London today. -

Mrs Merkel told assembled political and business leaders: "Some expect my speech to pave the way for a fundamental reform of the European architecture which will satisfy all kinds of alleged or actual British wishes. I am afraid they are in for a disappointment.

"Others are expecting the exact opposite and they are hoping that I will deliver the clear and simple message here in London that the rest of Europe is not prepared to pay almost any price to keep Britain in the European Union. I am afraid these hopes will be dashed."'

Compromise, common sense and flexibility from the leader of free Europe. Unimpressed

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/jelly-covered-man-had-sex-cow-3187998

Quote: sootyj @ 27th February 2014, 11:40 PM GMT

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/jelly-covered-man-had-sex-cow-3187998

WTNH-TV News 8 reporter Bob Wilson succinctly says: "You can't make a story like this up. Two men are in jail, one cow is dead and three cars are totalled."

Yee-ha! Up yours Cravendale Cows, do you want your milk back now you sons of bitches?

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